“Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no tigers from LSU.” -Billy Bob from Varsity Blues (kinda)
Does anyone even like prairies?
The full collection of THE TAILGATE game previews.
Gameday. The Grove. Let’s Get It.
Time for Auburn to finally succumb to the home field advantage of Kyle Field. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully?
We hate the Gamecocks almost as much as Jimbo loves Texas A&M.
The Ags hit the road running.
"There was never much hope. Only a fool’s hope." -Gandalf the White
Procure your pork products posthaste.
More like New Mexico Hobos, amirite?
A place where the veer flows like wine.
If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done. Like play Kent State." -Thomas Jefferson
Make UNC a basketball school again
Let’s finish the regular season the way God intended: By blowing out UT
We’re gonna party like it’s 2012, 2014 and 2016
It’s been two years since Texas A&M’s epic seven-overtime victory over LSU. Let’s see if the Tiger band has learned more than two notes since then.
CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA
The 2012 revenge tour begins Saturday.
What could possibly go wrong?
COVID-19 has delayed everything. Why would The Tailgate be any different?
[SEC ON CBS TUNE INTENSIFYING]....Folks, let’s TAILGATE
Two coaches on the hot seat roller coaster in Arlington. Come take a ride on THE TAILGATE
A consolation prize for the season that could have been.
You know what they say here at Texas A&M— do something twice and it becomes a tradition. The Mugdown is proud to once again bring you the Bye Week edition of THE TAILGATE, whether you like it or not.
“Good People: I will not tax you further with another long list of nobility. God knows, the nobility has taxed you long enough!! I cannot look upon my Lord Trevor, for I weep to see his shining face. My lord is a gift to your eyes! For we shall NEVER, EVER see his like upon this Earth again.” - Geoffrey Chaucer, A Trevor Knight’s Tale
If we make it through December
Everything's gonna be all right I know
It's the coldest time of winter
And I shiver when I see the falling snow
If we make it through December
Got plans to be in a warmer town come summer time
Maybe even California
If we make it through December we'll be fine
The end of the season. Bowls will soon be here. The Tradition. The Pageantry. Thanksgiving.
TEXAS vs TEXAS A&M
Mano a mano. Turkey in my belly. Reclaiming the eternal scoreboard.
Charlie will have plenty of time to decorate for Christmas, not being bogged down with pesky bowl game practices. If you ask me, he's a smart man. I wish I could negotiate an extra month of vacation during under-performing years at work.
For the final time this year...
We got a win!
The inaugural season of New Kyle Field has come to a close. The seats will be empty until September 3, 2016 (don't talk to me about the Maroon/White game).
The Ags head to Nashville this week to take on the Vanderbilt Commodores *cough* nerds *cough*. With Kyle(r) at quarterback we look to improve to 8-3 before a monster night game in Death Valley. WE CAN STILL GET TO DOUBLE DIGIT WINS THIS SEASON. BELIEVE DAMNIT.
Anchors away... LET'S SAILGATE
Well, none of this is really going as planned. The last few weeks have been a roller coaster of quarterbacks and playcalling.
Maybe our offense can use a late season cupcake to find the offensive spark necessary to not lose to Vanderbilt. Maybe our defensive line will learn how to set an edge before :crying hysterically emoji: Leonard Fournette.
Lot's of maybes, but BELK BOWL, BABY!
We could all use a midweek drink so, LET'S TAILGATE.
The Quarterback Circle of Life continues at A&M. It used to be "Get hurt your senior year then replaced by a talented underclassmen who would then go on to get hurt his senior year." Now it is "prove you are the best quarterback in the SEC then get replaced mid season after mindbogglingly shaky performances."
But that Kyler Murray kid was a bolt of lightning in his first college start. Still undefeated as a starting quarterback for HIS ENTIRE LIFE, Murray looks to take his place as king of College Station and get redemption at Kyle Field for this blatantly illegal tackle.
Well, hey. At least it wasn't 59-0...
If laying a total egg wasn't enough, some media personalities want to find an excuse to paint the team as divided. Media loves drama.
I don't care about all that. The game is Halloween. I will probably be dressed as this. Myles Garrett will be the scariest thing in College Station.
LET'S PUNCH THAT BOWL GAME TICKET
TRICK OR TAILGATE