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THE TAILGATE

The full collection of THE TAILGATE game previews.

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Kent State

If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done. Like play Kent State." -Thomas Jefferson

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. North Carolina in the Capital One Orange Bowl

Make UNC a basketball school again

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M at Tennessee

Let’s finish the regular season the way God intended: By blowing out UT

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Auburn

We’re gonna party like it’s 2012, 2014 and 2016

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. LSU

It’s been two years since Texas A&M’s epic seven-overtime victory over LSU. Let’s see if the Tiger band has learned more than two notes since then.

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. South Carolina

[SANDSTORMING INTENSIFIES]

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Arkansas

It’s Halloween, and Arkansas football is back from the dead.

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Mississippi State

CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Florida

The 2012 revenge tour begins Saturday.

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Alabama

What could possibly go wrong?

The TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs. Vanderbilt

COVID-19 has delayed everything. Why would The Tailgate be any different?

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs Auburn

[SEC ON CBS TUNE INTENSIFYING]....Folks, let’s TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs UAB

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M at Arkansas (Jerry World)

Two coaches on the hot seat roller coaster in Arlington. Come take a ride on THE TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: A Texas Bowl Preview of Texas A&M vs Kansas State

A consolation prize for the season that could have been.

THE MUGDOWN TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of the Bye Week

You know what they say here at Texas A&M— do something twice and it becomes a tradition. The Mugdown is proud to once again bring you the Bye Week edition of THE TAILGATE, whether you like it or not.

THE TAILGATE: A Graphical Preview of Texas A&M vs UCLA

“Good People: I will not tax you further with another long list of nobility. God knows, the nobility has taxed you long enough!! I cannot look upon my Lord Trevor, for I weep to see his shining face. My lord is a gift to your eyes! For we shall NEVER, EVER see his like upon this Earth again.” - Geoffrey Chaucer, A Trevor Knight’s Tale

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Louisville

If we make it through December
Everything's gonna be all right I know
It's the coldest time of winter
And I shiver when I see the falling snow

If we make it through December
Got plans to be in a warmer town come summer time
Maybe even California
If we make it through December we'll be fine

--Merle Haggard

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M at Texas

The end of the season. Bowls will soon be here. The Tradition. The Pageantry. Thanksgiving.

TEXAS vs TEXAS A&M

Mano a mano. Turkey in my belly. Reclaiming the eternal scoreboard.

Charlie will have plenty of time to decorate for Christmas, not being bogged down with pesky bowl game practices. If you ask me, he's a smart man. I wish I could negotiate an extra month of vacation during under-performing years at work.

For the final time this year...

LET'S TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M at Vanderbilt

We got a win!

The inaugural season of New Kyle Field has come to a close. The seats will be empty until September 3, 2016 (don't talk to me about the Maroon/White game).

The Ags head to Nashville this week to take on the Vanderbilt Commodores *cough* nerds *cough*. With Kyle(r) at quarterback we look to improve to 8-3 before a monster night game in Death Valley. WE CAN STILL GET TO DOUBLE DIGIT WINS THIS SEASON. BELIEVE DAMNIT.

Anchors away... LET'S SAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Western Carolina

Well, none of this is really going as planned. The last few weeks have been a roller coaster of quarterbacks and playcalling.

Maybe our offense can use a late season cupcake to find the offensive spark necessary to not lose to Vanderbilt. Maybe our defensive line will learn how to set an edge before :crying hysterically emoji: Leonard Fournette.

Lot's of maybes, but BELK BOWL, BABY!

We could all use a midweek drink so, LET'S TAILGATE.

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs. Auburn

The Quarterback Circle of Life continues at A&M. It used to be "Get hurt your senior year then replaced by a talented underclassmen who would then go on to get hurt his senior year." Now it is "prove you are the best quarterback in the SEC then get replaced mid season after mindbogglingly shaky performances."

But that Kyler Murray kid was a bolt of lightning in his first college start. Still undefeated as a starting quarterback for HIS ENTIRE LIFE, Murray looks to take his place as king of College Station and get redemption at Kyle Field for this blatantly illegal tackle.

LET'S TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs South Carolina

Well, hey. At least it wasn't 59-0...

If laying a total egg wasn't enough, some media personalities want to find an excuse to paint the team as divided. Media loves drama.

I don't care about all that. The game is Halloween. I will probably be dressed as this. Myles Garrett will be the scariest thing in College Station.

LET'S PUNCH THAT BOWL GAME TICKET

TRICK OR TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M at Ole Miss

That was a tough way to lose a game, but I'm over it. Time to get focused on the rest of this season.

11-1 is still possible and it begins with Ole Miss this weekend. Their loss to Memphis could be a trap. This will be our biggest test until the end of the year.

I believe in this team and have no doubt we will walk into Death Valley after Thanksgiving with a 10-1 record, at which point we can all hope that Leonard Fournette is deemed immediately available for NFL Free Agency and is picked up by the Dallas Cowboys.

Let's get to 6-1 first and punch that bowl ticket. YOU ARE NEVER OUT OF THE FIGHT

LET'S TAILGATE

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Alabama

THIS YEAR IS NOT LAST YEAR. THIS YEAR IS NOT LAST YEAR.

The Tide come Rolling into OUR HOUSE this time.

Waves are nothing to be scared of, so time to meet our foes and for the 12th Man to get gnarles barkley mah bruhs.

Let's drop into...

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THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Nevada

The Wolf Pack come to town Saturday. They will enter a stadium with all the glitz and glam of a Las Vegas Strip casino. The place that Reno dreams of with as much gold flowing through its gates as Nevada itself.

I can't be too harsh on Reno. Texas A&M and Texas must have played there at some point because it happens to be the divorce capital of the US. The Wolf Pack might be coming as a group, but they will be separated before they get home.

Let's toss $100 on black and take a spin through...

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THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Ball State

I could get used to this new tradition of blowing out ranked opponents in our season openers. The Aggies are back on track for a championship season with a defense I hardly recognize.

Along with things you won't recognize this year, it's almost time to say Howdy to the new Kyle Field. A blogger's paradise of wifi access, large television screens, and voicing your opinions to no one in particular.

We host Ball State, formerly the Indiana Normal College. That might be acceptable in Muncie, but here in Aggieland, with players like Myles Garrett, I would say we're pretty AB-normal.

That was a warm up for you. For more body related humor...

LET'S TAILGATE

The TAILGATE: Arizona State vs. Texas A&M

We've come a long, long way since Memphis.

The New Year brought us a Chief, another highly-touted recruiting class, and a brand-new home.

Unfortunately we're not quite there yet this week. It was the calmest off-season in recent memory and even the QB battle's low on drama. The guys are cool and focused, which is right where Sumlin wants them.

Because the Devils have come down to Houston.

THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs WVU

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

The final game of the 2014 season is upon us. It has been a doozy of a season, but I can't imagine that any drama could possibly take place this offseason.

I sense a nice relaxing 8 months of hibernation through the wedding summer months and we'll all be back here soon.

We here at Good Bull Hunting want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Travel safe as you visit loved ones.

And if you see Santa, tell him the only thing you want is to BEAT THE EVER LIVING HELL OUT OF WEST VIRGINIA!

The Liberty Bowl should be an exciting game, but I promise you'll never be as excited about a bell as this guy from our BIG 12 foe.

Christmas is coming early so join us one last time for...

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THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs LSU

My does the time fly when you're having a slight mental break down.

The last game of the 2014 regular season is upon us and it has been a year of highs and lows, then highs, then lows again.

It hasn't always been pretty, but now is our chance to get a big season ending win and build momentum into #BOWLSZN.

The Aggies have yet to beat LSU since joining the SEC, but it seems like a good time to serve up Tiger meat instead of turkey this Thanksgiving.

Speaking of Thanksgiving, you know what I'm thankful for? Kevin Damn Sumlin, Will Muschamp getting fired, true freshman play makers, and you.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see you at...

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THE TAILGATE: Texas A&M vs Missouri

THE AGS ARE BACK

We all had a pretty rough three game skid there, and to be honest, our situation wasn't looking up after a win over ULM, but WOOOOWEEEEEE WE DID IT!
We marched right into the state of Alabama and knocked off another top ranked team.

The first of our Tiger foes is vanquished. This weekend the Aggies host the second Tiger who comes to Kyle Field leading the SEC Eas..*shuffles papers*

*whispering in the background* this can't be right

Yes, somehow a Mizzou team that managed fewer than 150 yards TOTAL against Florida is, in fact, beating them. They'll need a lot more than 150 yards to keep up with Kyle Allen and the Aggies.

The winter weather is blowing in, so grab a coat, spike your hot cocoa, and swing by...

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