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ALL CAPS PREVIEW: TEXAS A&M VS. UCLA

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Thomas B. Shea-USA TODAY Sports

THAT TIME AGAIN YALL. WE'RE GONNA DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR. I'M NOT HIP ENOUGH TO KNOW OF SONGS TO GET YOU PUMPED UP EVERY WEEK SO I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A RUNNING PLAYLIST THROUGHOUT THE SEASON OF SONGS THAT GET ME GEEKED FOR THE FOOTBALL SEASON. SO HERE'S THE PLAYLIST RIGHT NOW. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO EMBED THESE INTO THIS ARTICLE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SUPER DOPE BUT I DON'T. GET TO KNOW THESE SONGS. FEEL THEM IN YOUR BONES. BECAUSE THESE ARE BONE FEELING TYPE OF SONGS.

FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH. THE LONG LONELY OFFSEASON IS OVER. IM TRYING TO CUSS LESS SO FORGET RECRUITING (FORGET ISN'T THE WORD WOULD NORMALLY USE), FORGET TRANSFERS, FORGET THE OFFSEASON. NOW IS WHEN WE GET TO PUT ON THE GD PADS LINE UP AND KNOCK THE PISS OUT OF SOMEONE. I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU KNOW SOME PISS CAME OUT OF THIS GUY WHEN DAYLON GOT HIM 

HE TOOK OUT TWO DAMN PLAYERS ON THAT ONE PLAY. FEAR PEE DEFINITELY CAME OUT.

SO NOW IT'S UCLA AND THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. BUT THEY'RE NOT READY AGS. THEY'RE JUST NOT READY FOR US. AND AS WELL ALL KNOW THEIR QB HAD SOME WORDS

THOSE WERE PROBABLY TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT BUT CONTEXT AIN'T EVER PLAYED NOBODY. HE DOESN'T THINK YOU CAN YELL THAT LOUD. HE THINKS YOU'RE QUIET AND ONE OF THOSE LOWTALKERS THAT SEINFELD REFERRED TO. ARE YOU A LOW TALKER? ARE YOU? CHUCK SUMMARIZED IT BEST:

You wanna know what 100k Aggies sounds like? It sounds like a swarm of locusts devouring your village. It sounds like a squadron of A-10 Warthogs chewing through an enemy armored convoy. It sounds like cutting a 1987 Chevy C20 in half with a rusty chainsaw. It sounds like hell.

YOU ARE AN A-10. YOU ARE A CHEVY C20. YOU ARE A CHAINSAW. YOU ARE A GD MEGAPHONE AND YOU HAVE A DAMN JOB TO DO THIS SATURDAY. THAT JOB IS TO MAKE ROSEN AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS HE CAN POSSIBLY BE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE GAME. WILL YOU DO YOUR PART. WILL YOU DO YOUR JOB. WILL YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN DO TO WIN THIS GAME.

WE ONLY GET 12-13 OF THESE A YEAR. DON'T PACE YOURSELF. DON'T WORRY ABOUT HURTING YOURSELF. THERE IS NO HOLDING BACK. THERE IS NOTHING BUT FEAR AND LOATHING IN COLLEGE STATION FOR UCLA.

WE ARE ALL #POFG. WE ARE WAR DAMN READY.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. BEAT THE HELL OUTTA ucla.