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MAMMA WE MADE IT

Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

FIRST THINGS FIRST-CLICK PLAY

NEXT UP...

IF THOSE TWO THINGS DONT GET YOUR PISS BOILINGLY HOT THEN I DOT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

WE'VE SURVIVED THE OFFSEASON. WE SURVIVED RECRUITING SEASON. WE'VE SURVIVED THE SUMMER AND NOW WE GET TO SEE OUR BOYS IN MAROON HIT OTHER TEAMS IN DIFFERENT COLORS BUT KIND OF THE SAME UNIFORMS BECAUSE ADIDAS IS NOT THAT IMAGINATIVE.

AND GONE ARE THE DAYS OF CRINGING WHEN OUR DEFENSE TAKES THE FIELD. MYLES GARRETT WILL DEVOUR THE RIGHT TACKLE FOR ARIZONA STATE BUT PROBABLY NOT EAT HIM BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST GARRETT IS PROBABLY A VEGAN. BUT WHEN THE DTS GET THERE YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA DIIIIINE (DO WE EVEN SAY THAT ANYMORE? I DONT KNOW)

COT DAM YALL. IT'S FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE FOOTBALL TIME. MY PULSE IS RACING AND YOURS SHOULD BE TOO. MY BLOOD PRESSURE HAS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY AND MY CHOLESTEROL HAS AS WELL. NONE OF THIS IS HEALTHY BUT DAMMIT WHO CARES.

WE MADE IT

WE MADE IT

WE MADE IT.

AND NOW THANKS TO @EVANRMATHIS WE HAVE TODAY'S THEME SONG

I CAME I SAW I CONQUERED I BALLED
YOGI SAID GET EM SO I GOT 'EM ALL
AND TURNED THIS B*TCH INTO A BURIAL

FEEL THE BASS. FEEL THE ANGER. FEEL THE BLOOD RUN THROUGH YOUR VEINS BECAUSE WE'RE HERE. AND NOWS THE TIME TO FEEL EVERY DAMN FEELING IN THE WORLD. CHANNEL YOUR HATE TOWARDS THIS GUY

WE GON GET BEAT BY A GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT OFF STAGE AT THE BACKSTREET BOYS 40TH YEAR REUNION TOUR? CAUSE HE'S SURE AS HELL NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE IN NSYNC.

LOOK AGAIN.

WE GON GET BEAT BY THAT GUY?

NAW MAN. NAW NAW NAW. THAT AINT GON HAPPEN.

THIS IS OUR DAY. WE THIRD COAST BORN THAT MEANS WE TEXAS RAISED.

HTOWN IS OUR HOME. HTOWN IS OUR TURF. HTOWN IS OUR HOOD.

THIS GAME IS OURS. GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD. GET THAT SH*T STRAIGHT. THIS GAME IS OURS FROM THE JUMP.

LEAVE NOTHING. DRINK ALL THE BEERS. WEAR ALL THE ADIDAS. YELL ALL THE YELLS. PACE ALL THE PACES DURING THE GAME. TWEET ALL THE TWEETS AND SHARE ALL THE HOT TAEKS YOU GOT

LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND AND LEAVE NO DOUBT. NONE AT ALL.

WE MADE IT. IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT. IT'S TIME TO BEAT THE EVER LIVING, EVER LOVING, COMPOUND COMPLEX, FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA THOSE DAMN SUN DEVILS. IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME.

NUMBERS

1-LIKE YOU SAID. WE LOVE THE HATERS. LET'S GO. SHUT DOWN YOUR SIDE.

3-HOMECOMING. EXCEPT HTOWN IS YOUR NEW HOME AND THE STADIUM IS YOUR NEW HOUSE.

10- GO GET IT HOMIE. REJECT YOUR MOTHERLAND AND BURN THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS TO THE GROUND

15-CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR MYLES. SEE YOU AT THE QB AND REMEMBER-BLOOD IS EASY TO GET OUT OF A JERSEY SO DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.

11/42-BOOM WALK ALAKA

23/14/6-CLEARIN UP THAT BACK END. TIME TO GO YOUNG ONES. TIME TO GO.

IF YOU AINT #POFG GET THERE NOW. DO YOUR JOB AS A FAN. DO YOUR PART. WE'VE WAITED 9 DAMN MONTHS FOR THIS DAY RIGHT HERE. AND THIS DAY WILL NEVER EVER COME AGAIN. WE COMIN. WE HERE. WE READY.

BEAT

THE

HELL

OUTTA

ARIZONA

STATE