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Thomas B. Shea-USA TODAY Sports

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NEVADA FOOTBALL. WELL I KNOW A FEW THINGS. THEY'RE THE WOLF PACK, COLIN KAEPERNICK PLAYED THERE AND THEIR CURRENT COACH IS THAT ONE GUY THAT CALLED THE BOB PLAY THAT WON US THE BAMA GAME IN 2012. HE'S ALSO BEING FINED $10,000 FOR SIDELINE BEHAVIOR

DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID TO DESERVE THAT BUT I SAY WE MAKE HIM DOING IT AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S SO FRUSTRATED ABOUT HOW INEPT HIS TEAM LOOKS IN COMPARED TO YOUR FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES. I WANT HIM IN PAIN FROM THE NUMBERS WE PUT UP. TO THAT END, SONG OF THE DAY IS PUSHA T-NUMBERS ON THE BOARD. I WANT NUMBERS. I WANT MORE THAN 49. I WANT DIGITS. I WANT TO BREAK THE SCOREBOARD AND MAKE US BUY A NEW ONE. NOT REALLY THAT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF WORK THAT' S GONE INTO KYLE BUT F IT, LET'S DO IT ANYWAYS.

OPPORTUNITY THREE. OPPORTUNITY THREE TO SHOW WHAT WE'RE ABOUT. DONT CARE ABOUT RANKINGS. DONT CARE ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF THE SEC WEST. DONT CARE ABOUT NOTHING BUT PUTTING NUMBERS UP. DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT TERRIFYING QBS WHEN THEY WATCH FILM OF US. IF THEY DONT HAVE FILM OF US JUST SHOW THEM THIS

HOLY CRAP THAT'S TERRIFYING. YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH A MAN LIKE JOHN CHAVIS YELLING AT YOU. I'D CRAP MY PANTS. OR AT LEAST PEE MYSELF IN FEAR A LITTLE BIT. AND THAT'S WHAT WE WANT. WE WANT BODILY FLUIDS FROM THE WOLF PACK. THIS GOT GROSS MOVING ON.

WE GET 12 OF THESE A YEAR AND THE FIRST TWO HAVE GONE WELL. NUMBER THREE NEEDS TO AS WELL. IT'S AN EARLY START, SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT STARTING NOW. YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO WAKE UP. YOU NEED TO ROLL OUT OF BED YELLING. BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHILE YELLING. WALK IN TO THE GD STADIUM YELLING YOUR ASS OF. BE ANGRY. BE MAD EVERY TIME THEY GET THE BALL. BE MAD EVERY TIME WE GET THE BALL BUT IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF MAD. WE WANT BLOOD. YOU KNOW JOHN CHAVIS WANTS BLOOD. YOU KNOW SPAV WANTS BLOOD. OH DONT LET THAT COOL EXTERIOR FOOL YOU, HE'D EAT A WOLF RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW HE WOULD.

OPPORTUNITY THREE. TIME TO DO WHAT WE DO. TIME TO DO. WHAT. WE. DO. LEAVE NO DOUBT ON THE FIELD AS WE MOVE INTO CONFERENCE PLAY. GOAL IS 1-0 AFTER THIS WEEKEND. 1-0.

NUMBERS

1-GHOST BOY STUNNA GETTING A PICK SIX. GET SOME

2-SPEEDY'S BREAK OUT GAME. I'M TELLING YOU. HE ABOUT TO GO OFF

5-DAYLON CHASING DOWN AN RB. THAT'S NOT A HUMAN THING TO DO.

9-UNSUNG HERO ARIZONA BOY QUALEN CUNNING-H.A.M.

27-BRICE DOLEZ-BALL.  NO THAT'S NOT GOOD. LET'S JUST STICK TO THE HUMAN VICTORY CIGAR

46-AJ BACK. AND HE'S ANGRY

95-THE MOST ATHLETIC PHYSICS MAJOR ON CAMPUS MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN

THIS IS OUR GAME. THIS IS OUR TEAM. THIS IS OUR MOMENT TO DO WHAT WE DO. IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME

#POFG

#BTHO nevada