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LOL BALLS

Thomas B. Shea-USA TODAY Sports

WE GET 12 OF THESE A YEAR. WE ONLY GET 12 OF THESE GAMES A YEAR. I DONT CARE IF WE'RE PLAYING BALL STATE OR EAST WEST SOUTHEASTERN LOUSIANA TECH. EVERY GAME DESERVES TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. EVERY GAME DESERVES TO BE ROLLED AT LIKE YOU'RE ON FIRE WITH A BUCKET OF BUTCHER KNIVES READY TO STRIKE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.

THEME SONG THANKS TO @EVANRMATHISWE GOT BIG BEAST BY KILLER MIKE ON DECK. ITS GOT SOME FOUL LANGUAGE BUT IF YOURE THE TYPE TO READ THIS ARTICLE THEN THEY'RE NOT WORDS YOU HAVENT HEARD AND DIDNT SAY A FEW TIMES IN CELEBRATION AND IN FRUSTRATION LAST SATURDAY ANYWAYS.

WE THAT BIG BEAST NOW YALL. WE THAT BIG BEAST AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ROLL THE HELL OVER THOSE BOYS FROM INDIANA.

ASU WAS FUN. BUT F EM. WE'RE DONE. TIME TO MOVE ON. TIME TO OPEN THIS OFFENSE UP AND SEE WHAT IT CAN REALLY DO. TIME FOR KYLER MURRAY AND KYLE ALLEN TO COME TOGETHER IN A VOLTRON TYPE OF SUPER QB. ALTERNATE SERIES. ALTERNATE PLAYS. ALTERNATE BETWEEN PAIN AND AGONY FOR BALL STATE.

AND LORD HELP US THAT DEFENSIVE LINE. MYLES GARRETT IS A PANTHER WAITING TO STRIKE AND DAESHON HALL IS A COUGAR BUT NOT THAT KIND OF COUGAR THE TYPE THAT WILL RIP YOUR DAMN FACE OFF.

FIRST GAME IN KYLE YALL. KYLE LOOKIN LIKE A DAMN ROMAN COLLOSEEUM AND WE'RE THE GLADIATORS. WE'RE LIKE THE DAMN ROMAN EMPIRE AND BASED ON MY RECOLLECTIONS OF HISTORY NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE. WE GOOD FAM. WE GOOD.

12 GAMES A YEAR. THAT'S ALL WE GET. SO WHAT I NEED FROM YOU THIS WEEKEND IS PURE UNADULTERATED ANGER. HAVE ALL THE WORK YOU WANT OUTSIDE THE STADIUM BUT THE WALK UP THE RAMPS TO YOUR SEATS--THAT'S A DAMN #BUSINESSTRIP. YOU GET YOUR MIND RIGHT WHEN YOU WALK IN THERE AND MAKE THOSE BALL STATERS--WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR MASCOT ANYWAYS--DOESN'T REALLY MATTER--FEEL LIKE THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENING UP AND THEY ARE DESCENDING DOWNWARDS BECAUSE OF THEIR CARDINAL--OH THERE IT IS--SIN OF TRYING TO COME TO OUR NEW HOUSE AND CRAP ON OUR LAWN. NO ONE CRAPS ON OUR LAWN EXCEPT OUR DOG. THAT'S IT.

THIS IS OUR DAMN GAME. OUR DAMN HOUSE. OUR DAMN YEAR

NUMBERS

1/10. DON'T CARE WHO IT IS. GOAL IS TO BE 1-0. SEE WHAT I DID THERE BECAUSE OF THE NUMBERS IT ALL MAKES SENSE

1-GHOOOOOOST BOOOOOY

2-SPEEDY'S BREAKOUT GAME

3-CAPTAIN KIRK REPORTING TO EAT YOUR DREAMS

6-SOMEONE HELP ME COME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR DONOVAN WILSON ALL I'VE GOT IS DONOTRILL FOOTBALLSON

12-YES YOU. NOT SAM MOELLER. YOU. YOU IS LOUD YOU IS OBNOXIOUS YOU IS IMPORTANT

15-LIKE A RUNAWAY FREIGHT TRAIN MADE OUT OF CHAINSAWS

33-S 

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ONE MORE GAME TO SHOW WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT

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SHOW UP SHOW OUT AND LET'S BEAT THE EVER LIVING HELL OUTTA BALL STATE.