ALL CAPS PREVIEW-LOUISVILLE

IT'S BEEN A LIFETIME SINCE THE LSU GAME. HELL THAT DOESNT EVEN FEEL LIKE THIS SEASON. IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN A SEASON SINCE THE SEASON ENDED. IT'S LIKE 10 SEASONS ALL IN ONE SEASON. WHICH TAKES ITS EMOTIONAL TOLL ON ALL OF US.

BUT NOW WE HAVE ONE LAST DAMN GAME TO DO WHAT WE DO. TOTALLY DIFFERENT TEAM TOTALLY DIFFERENT VIBE. I CANT HELP BUT THINK THAT THIS MFING TEAM IS TIRED OF THE DRAMA AND IS READY TO TAKE OUT THEIR FRUSTRATIONS AND PENT-UP RAGE AND MAKE LOUISVILLE BLEED. THE SCENE GOING THROUGH MY HEAD IS THE LAST SCENE FROM 8 MILE WHERE B RABBIT BASICALLY ACKNOWLEDGES HOW CRAPPY EVERYTHING IS. HERE'S HOW I IMAGINE IT GOING:

YES THIS TEAM LOST ITS MFING QBS
AND WE DO HAVE A LAME DUCK OC
WE ARE DOWN AND DID LOSE TO LSU
WE DID GO 8-4 WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE GONE 10-2
OUR FANS DO DO DUMB THINGS LIKE HISS INSTEAD OF BOO
OUR COACH DOES HAVE A 20 MILLION BUYOUT
RECRUITING HAS US ALL IN A LOT OF DOUBT
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A YESSIR DROUGHT
WE DID LOSE KYLE KYLER AND KENNETH TRILL
AND I'M STILL STANDING HERE SCREAMING FCK LOUISVILLE

I'M GOING TO REGRET GOING THROUGH THE EFFORT OF TYPING ALL OF THAT AND THINKING OF THE RHYME SCHEMES AND WHAT NOT BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE MAN. DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE JAKE HEISMANAK IS GOING TO TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND. JOHN CHAVIS IS A SECRET MOLE WHO'S ULTIMATE GOAL WAS TO CHANGE OUR ENTIRE TEAM IDENTITY INTO A HARD NOSED DEFENSIVE TEAM THAT RELIES ON THE RUN GAME, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE A 1000 YARD RUSHER NAME TRA MFING CARSON.

FORGET THE PRIMA DONNA 5 STAR QBS THAT LEFT. OUR IDENTITY IS BASED ON 5 STARS LIKE MYLES GARRETT AND RSJ WHO BUST THEIR ASS AND PLAY A TOUGH BRAND OF PHYSICAL FOOTBALL WITH LOTS OF PHYSICALITY AND MENTAL TOUGHNESS. WE GOT A JOSH REYNOLDS WHO'S BUILT LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS WITH ALL ARMS AND LEGS. POINT HERE IS I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT WE LOST BECAUSE WE GOT A BUNCH OF DOGS ON THIS TEAM WHO ARE READY TO EAT.

SO JUST LIKE B RABBIT WE'RE GOING TO EVISCERATE LOUISVILLE THEN GO BACK TO OUR BUSINESS OF RECRUITING AND FINDING A QB. WE'RE GOING TO BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WOULD. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT AND GET BEHIND THIS TEAM. CHANNEL ALL YOUR ANGST INTO ROOTING FOR THIS TEAM AND FOCUSING ON THIS GAME. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR APATHY. THIS IS THE TIME FOR 100% DEDICATION AND FOCUS AND THROWING YOUR EMOTIONAL WELL BEING BEHIND AN UNPREDICTABLE GAME BECAUSE WHAT COULD GO WRONG. NOTHING. NOTHING COULD GO WRONG. YOU'LL COME OUT JUST AS EMOTIONALLY WELL ADJUSTED AS YOU WERE BEFORE. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

NUMBERS

1-THERE IS ONLY 1 NUMBER 1. THERE HAS ONLY BEEN ONLY 1 NUMBER 1. THAT NUMBER 1 IS A GHOSTBOY AND ONE OF THE BEST DBS IN THE SEC.

3-RESTED AND READY

5-BUS5 ONE LAST TIME.

7-HUBENAK. HEISMANAK. HUBIE4QB. JAKE FOOTBALL. IBACKHUBENAK. HUBELIEVE.

10-THERE IS ONLY 1 10. THERE HAS ONLY EVER BEEN 1 10. THAT PLAYER IS DAESHON HALL AND IS ONE OF THE BEST DES IN THE SEC. WE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE 10 ON OUR ROSTER.

14-CONNER MFING FOOTBALL IS GOING TO TAKE THIS GAME OVER AND PASS FOR 495 WHILE RUSHING FOR 149. COME TO THINK OF IT THIS WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN. CLEVER CLEVER GINGER.

WE GET ONE MORE FOOTBALL GAME THIS YEAR BEFORE ALL WE HAVE IS THE STUPIDITY OF THE COACHING SEARCH AND SIGNING DAY. ONE MORE TIME TO LEAVE EVERYTHING ON THE FIELD AS FANS EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP THE TEAM WIN. BUT WHATEVER YOU CAN DO. DO IT. GET FOCUSED. AND GET TO THAT EMOTIONAL FURIOUS FINISH.