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LAST ONE OF THE SEASON. MAKE IT MFING COUNT.

Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

BEAT THE HELL OUTTA LSU


THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING FOLKS. THIS ISNT JUST ANY GAME. THIS IS A BIG ONE. THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF KEVIN SUMLIN'S CAREER. YOU KNOW OUR HISTORY WITH THE TIGERS. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW. 9 REGULAR SEASON WINS AND A TIE FOR SECOND PLACE IN THE WEST AWAITS US. THIS IS OUR DAMN GAME. THIS IS OUR DAMN MOMENT. WE ARE BUILT FOR THIS MOTHEREFFING GAME.

THIS SHOWDOWN HAS BEEN BREWING FOR OVER A YEAR. OFFSIDES. AN OFFSEASON OF CHAVIS. WE HAVE BEEN GEARING UP FOR THIS ONE GAME ALL YEAR LONG AND NOW IT'S HERE.

GET YOUR DAMN MIND RIGHT


IF YOU AREN'T PISSED OFF FOR GREATNESS THEN YOU'RE OK WITH BEING MEDIOCRE. I DONT GIVE A CRAP WHETHER WE HAVE BEATEN LSU IN THE PAST. ALL I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IS US PUTTING OUR BEST DAMN EFFORT ON THE FIELD SATURDAY AND COMING BACK WITH A DAMN WIN. RELEASING YEARS OF FRUSTRATION ON THAT FIELD AND LEAVING LSU LOOKING FOR ANSWERS THAT THEY DAMN WELL AREN'T GOING TO FIND.

IF YOU AREN'T HYPED FOR THIS GAME AND WHAT IT COULD MEAN TO OUR PROGRAM YOU MUST BE DEAD. HELL I'M COOPTING LOUSIANA MUSIC FOR THE SONG OF THE DAY BECAUSE IT'S MY GO TO SONG BEFORE EVERY JOB INTERVIEW IVE EVER DONE (YES I'M DEAD SERIOUS).

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

GOLD TEETH WHEN I SMILE

TRY TO TAKE ME OUT THE GHETTO BUT I'M STILL BUCK WILD

WE ARE GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THAT ELUSIVE PERFECT GAME THIS WEEKEND. THE OFFENSE AND THE DEFENSE ARE GOING TO CLICK. RUN FITS WILL BE OUTSTANDING. PLAY CALLING WILL BE IMMACULATE. SPAV WILL CHANNEL THE GHOSTS OF (INSERT OFFENSIVE GENIUS HERE) AND HAVE (THIRD AND) STEELE FEELING LIKE HE WAS BACK AS THE HEAD COACH OF BAYLOR (BACK WHEN BAYLOR WAS AWFUL NOT NOW)

YOU HAVE JUST A FEW SHORT HOURS TO GET YOUR BLOOD BOILING. TO GET ANGRY. TO GET EAR SPLITTINGLY LOUDLY RAGE HATEDLY MAD ABOUT YOUR DESIRE TO BEAT THE EVER LIVING HELL OUTTA LSU. IF YOU ARENT THERE. GET THERE NOW BECAUSE WE NEED YOU THERE.

NUMBERS

10-YOUR DAMN GAME SON

5-10 MORE YARDS TO 1K. GET IT ON THE VERY FIRST CARRY

7-YOUNG PUP GONNA EAT.

2-BACK IN THE BOOT. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU ABOUT

6-WOOODLAAAAWWWWN REPRESENT

15-SHOW UP AND SHOW OUT

9-YOU'RE BIGGER AND FASTER AND STRONGER THAN THEIR DBS. DO WHAT YOU DO.

1-GHOSTBOY TALK

GET THERE GET THERE GET THERE GET THERE. FROM MORNING UNTIL KICKOFF YOUR MIND NEEDS TO BE ON ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY--DOING WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET THAT WIN. WHAT WILL YOU DO. HOW WILL YOU HELP THIS TEAM DO THEIR JOB ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

IF YOU AINT FIRED UP, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD

BEAT

THE

EVERLIVING

HELL

OUTTA

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