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INSERT FUNNY PUN HERE

TRICK QUESTION: NO SUCH THING

ITS BYE WEEKEND. BUT THERE'S NO TIME TO CALM DOWN. FOR THOSE WHO GET TO USE THIS WEEKEND TO REST AND RELAX I AM ENVIOUS. THE REST OF US GET TO/HAVE TO GO TO WEDDINGS. AND IT'S COOL-I'M GLAD THAT THEY PLANNED WEDDINGS ON THE BYE WEEKEND AND DIDN'T MAKE US MAKE THE DECISION NOT TO ATTEND AT ALL. AND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE LOVED ONES GET HITCHED, BUT YEAH. BYE WEEKENDS ARE FOR WEDDINGS.

BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU STAYING HOME AND NETFLIXING AND CHILLING OR WHATEVER THE KIDS DO NOWADAYS YOUR THEME SONG IS SAVE DAT MONEY BY LIL DICKY. SAVE THAT MONEY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW EVERY SINGLE LAST LITTLE BIT OF IT NEXT WEEKEND WHEN WE PLAY BAMA. BECAUSE BAMA WEEKEND IS COMING SOON AND ALL THE DRINKS ALL THE ADIDAS ALL THE FOOD ALL THE THINGS WILL NEED TO BE PURCHASED.

BAMA WEEK IS NEXT WEEK AND WE'VE GOT LIKE 8 DAYS TO GET OUR MINDS RIGHT FOR THE BATTLE THAT WILL ENSUE. I DONT CARE ABOUT LAST YEAR. THIS IS A DIFFERENT TEAM AND A DIFFERENT MINDSET. AND YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT THAT WE'RE GONNA HIT BAMA IN THE GD MOUTH. IF YOU'RE ABOUT THAT LIFE. IF YOU'RE ABOUT THAT FOCUS. IF YOU'RE ABOUT WELCOMING NICK SABAN'S GROUP OF MINIONS INTO THE PITS OF THE HATE BARN SAY I GOT THAT.

IF YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS:

NOW YOU BETTER DAMN WELL SAY I GOT THAT BECAUSE WE NEED YOU. THE TEAM NEEDS YOU. THE STANDS NEED YOU. YOUR FELLOW FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIES NEED YOU TO BE AT YOUR BEST NEXT WEEKEND. IT TAKES EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT STADIUM TO DO WHAT WE NEED TO BE DOING.

IT

TAKES

EVERYONE

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT AND GET FOCUSED

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START FOCUSING FOR THIS GAME. IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO GET POFG FOR THIS GAME.

IF YOU AREN'T THERE THEN GET THERE. EVERY SINGLE LITTLE BIT OF FOCUS NEEDS TO BE ON THIS GAME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILIES (ACTUALLY I DO DON'T NEGLECT THEM, ENGAGE THEM IN THIS PROCESS--THE FAMILY THAT HATES BAMA TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER). DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

NO OTHER NUMBER BESIDES 12 MATTERS THIS WEEK BECAUSE NO OTHER NUMBER BESIDES 12 WILL MATTER NEXT WEEK.

WE HAVE A M'FING JOB TO DO NEXT SATURDAY. AND THE PREP WORK FOR THAT JOB STARTS

RIGHT

FCKIN

NOW.

BTHOalabama.