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MORE LIKE D'OH-L MISS. LIKE WHAT HOMER SAYS. NO YOU'RE DUMB. SHUT UP

Erich Schlegel-USA TODAY Sports

THE SEASON IS NOT OVER.

THE SEASON IS NOT OVER

THERE IS STILL A LOT TO PLAY FOR.

I SAT ON MY ASS AND REWATCHED THE ENTIRE BAMA GAME AND LEFT INFRURIATEDLY FRUSTRATED OVER HOW CLOSE WE WERE. WE WERE CLOSE YALL. THIS TEAM HAS TALENT. THIS TEAM HAS GRIT. THIS TEAM HAS A DONOTRILL FOOTBALLSON WHO FLIES YES LITERALLY FLIES ACROSS THE FIELD MAKING TACKLES. THIS TEAM HAS A GUY NAMED MYLES WHO LINES UP EVERY SINGLE DOWN THINKING TO HIMSELF "MAN I'D MUCH RATHER BE AT HOME WATCHING JURRASSIC WORLD" AND THEN SEEMINGLY WITHOUT ANY EFFORT AT ALL WRECKS THE TACKLE HE'S WORKING AGAINST, MAKES THEM WEEP AND THEN WALKS BACK TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE THINKING TO HIMSELF "HEY DID I TURN THE IRON OFF? I DONT KNOW IF I TURNED THE IRON OFF" AND THEN LINES UP AND DOES IT AGAIN. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE DOES.

WE ALSO HAVE THIS GUY NAMED DAYLON MACK WHO JUST LIKES TO RUN PEOPLE OVER AND TACKLE AS MANY PEOPLE AS HE CAN AT ONCE. AND THEN ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE BALL WE HAVE THIS PTERODACTYL LOOKING FELLER NAMED RICKY SEALS JONES WHO'S ALL LIKE RAWR I'M GOING TO GET THE BALL WITH MY 6'5" FRAME AND DO THINGS WITH IT.

POINT IS THAT THIS TEAM IS GOOD. THIS TEAM IS LOADED. AND YOU NEED TO GET LOADED AND WATCH US BEAT THE HELL OUT OF OLE MISS. DO NOT GIVE UP ON US DO NOT GIVE UP DO NOT GIVE UP.  CLEANSE YOURSELF OF LAST WEEK'S SHENANIGANS AND RECOGNIZE THAT THIS WEEK IS A DAWN OF A NEW ERA OF FOOTBALL. PRESSURE IS OFF AND WE CAN BE FREE TO FLY TO THE BALL.

WE ARE ANGRY

WE ARE FULL OF REVENGE

WE ARE FULL OF PAIN THAT WE MUST TAKE OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE. AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE BLACK BEARS REBELS OF OLE MISS. WE'RE GOING OLD SCHOOL WITH THE SONG. ANTE UP YALL. TURN THE DAMN VOLUME UP AND GET LIVE. WE GON GO UP TO OXFORD AND DO WHAT WE DO. WE'RE GONNA STEAL VICTORY. THIS IS OUR TIME OUR TOWN AND OUR GAME. TIME TO GET THIS DAMN THING BACK ON TRACK.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT BECAUSE THIS TEAM NOT ONLY NEEDS YOU BUT THEY DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION. THEY DESERVE YOUR ZEAL AND THEY DESERVE FOR YOU TO BE 100% BEHIND THEM AS THEY GO IN AND HIT PEOPLE IN THE GD MOUTH. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO EM AGS. WE'RE GONNA HIT THEM IN THE MOUTH OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

NUMBERS

YOU KNOW WHAT F THAT. ONLY ONE NUMBER MATTERS. 10 THIS IS YOUR GAME. DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK. GET THAT SHT BACK. YOU AINT SCARED. YOU AINT WORRIED. GO OUT THERE DRIPPING WITH THAT SWAG AND DO WHAT YOU DO. THIS IS YOUR TEAM AND YOUR GAME. LEAD US TO VICTORY.

WE ARE TOO TALENTED AND TOO CLOSE TO BEING GREAT TO LET UP NOW. NOW IS NOT WHEN YOU GUARD YOUR HEART, NOW IS WHEN YOU DOUBLE DOWN ON BEING THE BEST DAMN FAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE AND RIDE INTO OXFORD WITH HATE IN YOUR HEART AND LAVA IN YOUR BLADDER.

GET

YOUR

MIND

RIGHT

LET'S DO IT AGS. LET'S GET THIS DAMN THING DONE. LET'S DO WHAT WE DO AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS SATURDAY NIGHT. '

BEAT

THE

HELL

OUTTA

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