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NOT EVEN SORRY FOR THAT. PEE PEE JOKES WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY SO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET THE HELL OUT.

RANKED OPPONENT AT KYLE FIELD AT NIGHT. THERE SHOULD BE NO REASON THAT YOU'RE NOT SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS TO EVERYONE YOU TALK TO BETWEEN NOW AND THEN. AT YOUR BOSS AT YOUR WIFE AT YOUR CHILDREN. NOT SAYING MEAN THINGS BUT JUST YELLING AT THEM BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE GD SPIRIT OF AGGIELAND PULSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS AND YOU'RE READY TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF A BULLDOG, BUT NOT A REAL BULLDOG. THE FOOTBALL PLAYING KIND. IF YOU SEE A REAL BULLDOG PAT IT ON THE HEAD BECUASE IT'S PROBABLY A VERY GOOD DOG.

THIS IS WHERE THE SEASON WENT WRONG LAST YEAR. BUT FCK YOU MATTHEW MCCONNAYEEEHAW TIME ISNT A FLAT CIRCLE. THINGS DO NOT REPEAT. THIS IS A DIFFERENT TEAM AND A DIFFERENT YEAR AND A DIFFERENT OUTCOME WILL RESULT. THE SONG OF THE DAY IS JUMPMAN BY DRAKE AND FUTURE. THIS SET OF LYRICS SPOKE TO ME

JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHING
THEY JUST SPENT LIKE TWO OR THREE WEEKS OUT THE COUNTRY
THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHING THEY JUST NOT BLUFFING

WE'RE NOT BLUFFING. THIS TEAM IS FOR REAL AND WE'RE GOING TO PROVE IT SATURDAY NIGHT. THIS TEAM IS PISSED OFF. THIS TEAM IS READY TO FINISH AND THIS TEAM IS READY TO PUT A DAMN HURT ON SOMEONE. THE MISSION FOR THIS YEAR IS TO TAKE BACK OUR HOUSE. TO TAKE BACK KYLE FIELD. AND IT STARTS THIS WEEKEND BY INFLICTING PAIN ON THE BULLDOGS (BUT REMEMBER NOT REAL BULLDOGS). MAKE THEM PAY FOR DERAILING OUR SEASON LAST YEAR. COME OUT FOCUSED WITH ONLY ONE GOAL--VICTORY MOVING INTO THE BYE WEEK.

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN. WE GET 12 OF THESE A YEAR AND WE'RE ALREADY DONE WITH FOUR OF THEM. NOW THAT CONFERENCE SEASON IS HERE I EXPECT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF COMMITTMENT FROM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. GET TO THE STADIUM AND GET FOCUSED. GET READY BECAUSE DAN MULLEN'S STUPID FACE IS THE ENEMY HERE. WE WILL OWN THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE. OUR RECEIVERS WILL BLOCK THEIR ASS OFF. TRA CARSON WILL RUN SCREENS ALL DAMN NIGHT. OUR LINEBACKERS WILL HIT EVERY SINGLE HOLE WITH AUTHORITY. AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST KYLE ALLEN WILL BE DON A GLADIATOR HAT AND SINGLE HANDEDLY LEAD US INTO VICTORY RIDING A LION WHILE BELLOWING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.

THIS

IS

THAT

GAME

NIGHT GAME. KYLE. RANKED OPPONENT. WHAT THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU WAITING FOR? IF YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE/PULSE RATE/CHOLESTEROL ARENT ELEVATED RIGHT NOW THEN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG. FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND.

THIS WEEKS' NUMBERS SECTION GOES OUT TO OUR WRS. LAST YEAR WE HAD MORE DROPS THAN A SKRILLEX CONCERT. NO MORE. NO MORE DROPS. WE WILL CATCH EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE THING.

NUMBERS

2-SPEEDY GONNA BE BACK. AND FOLKS ARENT GOING TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEMSELVES

3-CAPTAIN KIRK REPORTING FOR DUTY. I DONT KNOW IF THAT'S A THING I'M NOT A STAR TREK FAN

4-YOU GOT THIS. BIG TIME GAMES MEAN BIG TIME PLAYS

9-EVEN IF YOU DONT CATCH THE BALL YOU'RE BLOCKING YOUR ASS OFF. I SEE YOU RICKY

11-THAT FADE ROUTE THO. THAT FOOTWORK THO. SWOON THO.

19-FLYYYYIIIINNN HAWAIIIANNNNN

82-I HOPE YOU DANCE LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING AT THE END OF THIS GAME BECAUSE WE'LL ALL BE WATCHING AND YOU DANCING MAKES US HAPPY

BTHO msu

LET'S GO

LET'S GO

POFG

LET'S GO

TEAR THAT DAMN STADIUM TO THE GROUND AND DANCE ON THE BURNED ASHES. A NIGHT GAME AT KYLE FIELD AGAINST A RANKED OPPONENT IS WHAT ALL OF US DREAM ABOUT. IT'S WHAT WE WERE REALLY THINKING ABOUT WHEN WE SAID I DO TO OUR SPOUSES (DON'T TELL THEM) THIS IS A DAMN DREAM COME TRUE AND IT'S ABOUT TO BE A NIGHTMARE FOR MISSISSIPPI STATE.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.

BTHOmsu.