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NOW WITH MORE CAPS

Scott Halleran

LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD.

THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINING THE PAST WEEK OR SO ABOUT OUR PERFORMANCES AGAINST TWO OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY.

WAAAH OUR OFFENSE HAS BEEN OFF.

WAAAH OUR DEFENSE HAS STRUGGLED.

WAAAH THE SOUTH CAROLINA GAME SET US UP AND NOW WE DONT KNOW HOW THE SEASON IS GOING TO END :( :(

STOP IT RIGHT NOW. STOP DOING THAT. JUST STOP IT.

I'M GOING TO BORROW A GIF FROM THE GODFATHER AND USE IT AS A LESSON TO YOU PEOPLE ON HOW TO ACT.

IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THAT MOVIE THEN I'M JUDGING YOU. WATCH IT NOW.

BUT BACK TO THE POINT. STOP COMPLAINING. STOP BEING SAD. STOP BEING DOWN. JUST STOP IT. WHAT YOU NEED TO START DOING IS GETTING YOUR PISS BOILING HOT TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE BAMMERS. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT AGS. I'M TIRED OF THE WHINING.

IS THIS GAME GONNA BE EASY? NO. BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO DAMN FUN. BEING A FAN OF A COLLEGE TEAM MAKES NO SENSE WITHOUT A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZY. WE'RE GROWN ASS PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR EMOTIONS ON THE LINE OVER THE ACTIVITIES OF FOLKS WHO ARE 18-22 YEARS OLD. THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT THAT IS THAT THOSE 18-22 YEAR OLDS ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY RESILIENT THAN WE ARE. THIS IS WHAT WE DO. THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OUR AGGIES. WE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A DAMN FIGHT. SO GET YOUR F*CKING PISS HOT AND FOCUS ON BEATING THE HELL OUT OF TINY SABAN AND HIS MINIONS.

THINK BACK TO 2012.

THINK BACK TO 2013.

THIS IS OUR GAME. SABAN HATES SUMLIN. WELL THAT'S PROBABLY NOT TRUE THERE'S PROBABLY MUTUAL RESPECT, BUT I'M GOING TO SAY THEY HATE EACH OTHER BECAUSE ANYONE WHO HATES MY BEAUTIFUL SUMMY DESERVES TO GET THEIR ASS KICKED.

CLICK PLAY, BUT BEFORE YOU DO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE US WALKING OUT ON TO THE FIELD OF PLAY. IMAGINE EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN SLOW MOTION. IMAGINE MYLES GARRETT FROTHING AT THE MOUTH READY TO TAKE ON WHOMEVER DOTH STAND IN FRONT OF HIM. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT DOTH MEANS.

GET EMOTIONAL. GET FIRED UP. GET PISSED OFF FOR GREATNESS. GET THERE RIGHT NOW. WE'RE PLAYING BAMA AT BAMA. NOW IS THE TIME TO GET ANGRY AND FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT AILS YOU.

I HAVENT DONE NUMBERS IN A WHILE AND DAMMIT IT LOOKS LIKE WE NEED THEM. LET'S GO.

98/96/92/89 ANCHOR THE DAMN D LINE. KNOCK THEIR ASSES AROUND IN THE MIDDLE.

85-A WILD CAM CLEAR APPEARS.

84-TO HELL WITH A SEPARATED SHOULDER. YOU WON THE DAMN GAME FOR US TWO YEARS AGO YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN. WE NEED YOU MALCOME. WELCOME BACK.

79/74/70/51/56-OWN THE LINE. GIVE US TIME. DO YOUR JOB.

38-KASERFORHEISMAN.

29-YOU TOO WON THE GAME FOR US. WIN IT AGAIN DAMMIT. WIN IT AGAIN.

15/10-THIS IS YALLS GAME EAT THEIR TACKLES. LITERALLY EAT THEM FOR A SNACK.

7/7-BOTH OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF GREATNESS AND I DEMAND IT OUT OF YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU. TAKE IT. DO IT. GET. IT. DONE.

IF YOU ARENT EXCITED DAMMIT GET EXCITED. LAST THING I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO STOP AND CLICK PLAY AGAIN, BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT REMEMBER THAT LAST INTERCEPTION BY DESHAZOR. THINK ABOUT GETTING THEM TO JUMP AT THE SNAP IN 2012. THINK ABOUT JOHNNY'S PASS TO MIKE LAST YEAR. THINK ABOUT THOSE MOMENTS OF GREATNESS AND REALIZE THAT WE ARE GOING TO FEEL THAT MOMENT OF GREATNESS SATURDAY.

GET YOUR PISS HOT AGS. GET PISSED OFF FOR GREATNESS. IT'S GAME TIME. IT'S BAMA. IT'S TIME IT'S TIME ITS TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME IT'S TIME.

BTHOalabama