Aggies debut special uniforms to help ensure victory over Arkansas

Arkansas is coming to AT&T Stadium in Arlington to face Texas A&M reeling from consecutive losses to Toledo and Texas Tech. While many so-called experts will point to poor scheme or a lack of depth for these defeats, the Texas A&M coaching staff, as usual, instead wasted all of their time figuring out what uniform would optimize the Aggies' chances to beat the Hogs.

Here are a few of the #Karmaflage design features:

• The helmet logo mirrors the performance of the Arkansas team: it shines bright during the offseason, but completely disappears once it's on the field.

• A&M will wear Under Armour instead of Adidas as a nod to Toledo and Texas Tech.
• TEXAS A&M has been removed from the jersey and replaced with TOLEDO TECH.
• Bacon-patterned sleeve stripes.
• Sublimated play design on the jersey which, much like the Arkansas offense, is almost nonexistent.
• All players will don Ray Bans to honor former offensive coordinator and fellow Bret Bielema ass-kicker, Kliff Kingsbury.

• Edible bacon cleats, which also include a steel toe insert for optimum ass-kicking.