Seal backlash causes T-Star takeover

Word came on Tuesday that the Texas A&M System Board of Regents would soon vote whether to replace Texas A&M's current seal - which features a T-Star logo in the center - with one featuring the more well-known beveled aTm logo. Aggies across the internet voiced their displeasure.

Fear not, Ags, your voice has been heard. In a shocking development, the Board of Regents is not only keeping the original seal, but in an uncharacteristic ploy for overcompensation, they voted to make the T-star logo the primary mark for Texas A&M across all platforms, doing away with the aTm logo that has been synonymous with the university for decades. Senior Associate Athletic Director and noted bevel-lover Jason Cook was unavailable for comment, mainly because we didn't contact him and this story is not real.

Below are a few examples of our new T-Star overlord in use.

Updated tamu.edu website

Football helmet

Blue Bell Park

Whataburger