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ENRAGED BY THE KIDNAPPING OF THEIR OVERLORD, ALABAMA FANS HAVE RISEN UP IN A DISORDERLY AND UNWASHED BUT VERY WELL-ARMED MILITARY COUP. DICTATOR WALES HAS DECREED THAT NO ONE SHALL HAVE TIME FOR FOOTBALL ANYMORE DUE TO MANDATORY, ROUND-THE-CLOCK WIKIPEDIA EDITING AND UPDATING. ALABAMA IS DEAD. LONG LIVE ALABAMA.

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