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YOU DAMNED FOOL

You have hired DAN MULLEN

LIKE WAITING UNTIL A HOBO IS ASLEEP AND THEN STEALING HIS BINDLE, THERE IS NO NOBILITY IN MAKING STARKVILLE EVEN SADDER. YOU HIRED A MAN WHO HAS RETURNED K-MART BRAND TUBE SOCKS FOR STORE CREDIT, AND NOW YOUR BOARD OF TRUSTEES HAS GIVEN YOU AN UNSOLICITED VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. HAVE YOUR DESK CLEANED OUT BY THURSDAY.

DO YOU...

...TRY AND LAND A JOB AS AN ATHLETIC DIRECTOR ELSEWHERE

OR

...CHANGE HORSES MIDSTREAM AND DOUBLE DOWN ON A SPLASHY BIG NAME HIRE