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YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO THE DARKEST, DAMPEST TRAP IN THIS JUNGLE: THE SEXY COORDINATOR HIRE. KIRBY IS JUST THE JOHN SCHNEIDER TO MUSCHAMP'S TOM WOPAT IN THIS LITTLE ROAD DRAMA. HAS ANYONE EVER ACTUALLY HEARD HIM SPEAK? IS HE CONTROLLED REMOTELY BY LORD SABAN? IS HE KEPT PENNED IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND SUPPLIED STEADILY WITH GAME FILM, MONSTER DRINKS, AND FANTASTIC SAM'S HAIRCUTS? GEORGIA WILL YEARN FOR THE RICHTIAN DAYS OF YORE.

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