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CONGRATULATIONS,  YOU HAVE TRIGGERED CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT.

YOUR SIDELINE WILL SLOWLY BE ENGULFED BY A SHINY GORE-TEX PHANTASM EXUDING BEADS OF POTENT MOISTURE. YOU ARE NOW OUT OF SHOELACES AND PLAYING IN THE AAC. YOUR MOCK TURTLENECK WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY VIA THE POST.

PLEASE TRY AGAIN.