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GOOD GRIEF, THIS IS RIDICULOUS

You have chosen BO PELINI.




NO. THE BO PELINI HAD FINALLY BEEN CONTAINED. ONLY ONE REMAINS AT LARGE. YOUNGSTOWN WAS THE ONLY BO PELINI ZONE, AND MOST VISITORS WERE RELATIVELY SAFE EVEN WHEN VENTURING INTO YOUNGSTOWN. YOUNGSTOWN ACTED AS A SETTLING AGENT FOR THE SIMMERING YOUNGSTOWNNESS THAT OFTEN BUBBLED TO THE SURFACE WHEN REMOVED FROM HIS NATIVE ENVIRONMENT. WE CANNOT REMOVE THE BO PELINI FROM YOUNGSTOWN OR THE YOUNGSTOWN LEVELS WILL REACH CRITICAL MASS WHEN COMBINED WITH THE FETID, HUMID AIR OF THE GULF COAST AND THE RESULTS COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMEONE ELSE

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