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ARE YOU TRYING TO BE STUPID OR IS IT NATURAL

You have hired LARRY FEDORA

LARRY FEDORA.

SAY IT AGAIN. LARRY FEDORA.

YOU HIRED A MAN BORN IN COLLEGE STATION WHO PLAYED AS AN AUSTIN COLLEGE KANGAROO AND IS NAMED AFTER A HAT. IT'LL BE PRETTY SWEET HAVING A COACH WHO REALLY KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND THE MIDDLE OF THE ACC. UPON HEARING THE NEWS YOUR SCHOOL'S FANS ARE SO OVERJOYED THAT THEY CHASE YOU FOR 16 CITY BLOCKS BEFORE TEARING YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. YOUR SPOUSE HAS DECLINED TO PRESS CHARGES BECAUSE "IT NEEDED TO BE DONE." YOUR CHILDREN JUST APPLIED TO YOUR ARCH RIVAL SCHOOL.

YOU ARE DEAD, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT JUST TRY AGAIN.