"They're T-Stars for your feet" - @jimmygards
PLUTO HAS HIS LUNCHPAIL. FEED HIM. Big year ahead for the bull that runs like a gazelle -- one Tra "Pluto" Carson. Tra has that build and footwork of a back that is going to find the right situation in the NFL and thrive, doesn't he? It feels like we just haven't fulfilled his potential to date. No more. We have a renewed focus on the ground with some seasoned coaching. RUNGDATDAMNBALLKORCHSPAVY. Go big in 2015, Pluto.
TALKIN' SHOP WITH A BLOG FOR #CONTENT. I swapped questions and answers with Arizona State's SB Nation site - House of Sparky. I thought we were going to talk bikinis and insurance fraud schemes. This is Arizona State after all. Anyway, these guys actually have journalism aspirations (I know... IDK either), so we talked serious sprots. My answers are here. Look for their answers on GBH later.
EVERYTHING IS SUDDENLY FIXED ON D, RIGHT. RIGHT? We're all amped to have Chief manning the D this year, but let us remember - he's inheriting a unit that was utterly terrible. Perhaps Auburn and A&M won't be gangbusters in Year 1 of the new DCs. OR WILL THEY?
YOU SAW IT. The Tailgate returned yesterday. Smithsonian worthy, IMO. Read again and start scrapes in the comments.
MOTHER COLLEGE FOOTBALL RUSSIA. When Satan and Marx decided to invent socialism, college football's current utopia is what they had in mind. Look, if we're not going to pay the labor and we're going to put them in the way of Germany or Alabama's Front 7, let's devise some nationalist propaganda. SMIRNOFF AND SPURRIER FOR ALL.
PULSE IN MY MUTHASCRATCHIN VEINS.