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Daily Bull 8.21.15

"Got sixteen days... got a bottle and a rosary... God, I wish that you were close to me... I guess I owe you an apology" - Whiskeytown

God I hate CU. This gal's a bit of all right though.
God I hate CU. This gal's a bit of all right though.
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"They're T-Stars for your feet" - @jimmygards

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS COMES TO COLLEGE STATION. Yesterday Kevin Sumlin continued the deepening of pipeline in sprawled, foreclosed, reversed-mortgaged, Golf Prick-laden, desert metro markets. Namely, Las Vegas and Phoenix. Coach plucked 2017 stud 5 star Tate Martell out of Vegas power Bishop Gorman. Martell had offers everywhere and is highly coveted. You'll notice Martell is a 2017 croot. He has two more seasons of high school ball. Forgive me if I'm just a tad cynical that this commitment is ironclad. His name is Tate and he's from Vegas. Tate's old man had him commit to Washington when he was fourteen. On the surface, this family dynamic makes Bryce Harper's Vegas upbringing seem wholesome. Thanks for the verbal, Tate. Gig 'em.

EXPERT INDUSTRY EXPERT. Our own Doctor Camacho joined an expert panel over at Athlon Sports to determine the Top 15 players in the SEC. Garrett, Noil, Allen, Reynolds all make appearances. Thank you, Doc, for your taeks.

OLDE COME YE AND TAKETH IT. We took to the repositories and stacks to cull together the All-19th Century Aggie Team. This bunch was known for running the damn ball, battles against Old Mexico, and scurvy.

VIDEO: DINE, DAYLON. ESPN predicts the true frosh mound of mauling will be a Freshman All-American. Wreck shit, big man.

MORE CHAVIS GOODNESS. Man, this guy is saying and doing all the right things. Chavis has heaped praise on the defensive staff he inherited at A&M (Snyder was the only guy axed from 2014) and he's super bullish on this crew's prospects.

GIFs? GIFs. Happy damn Friday.

And Johnny Last night.