:format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/44364122/479829355.0.jpg)
Got some scoop for our authors? Email us or Tweet us
RETRO MINI HELMET!
GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH. Big whoop. So GBH didn't get credentialed for the Liberty Bowl (the bowl is too leaky to contain our takes IMO). No matter. Doctor Camacho went to Memphis anyway and got the low down on the stadium. There ain't much normal about the football history of Memphis or just Memphis in general.
O NIFTY A NEW DELUXE TOY ON OFFENSE. Coach YESSIR did his thing and secured a commitment from 5 star WR Christian Kirk. Dear reader - don't you dare begin taking Sumlin for granted. The man just plucked another stud out of Arizona against the likes of USC, Oregon, and Ohio State. That is straight unprecedented BOSS shit at Texas A&M.
JOHNNY MANZIEL BREAKS MADDEN. Jon Bois' renowned piece Breaking Madden finally takes a stab at utilizing Manziel in a video game. World peace can solve itself. First things first, it's Breaking Madden time.
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT. Bo Pelini did what many of you probably would love to do. Namely, he left his job with a couple middle fingers blazing and kicking the stuffy, bureaucratic stooges right in their veneered teeth.
TOP 10 MOST IMPRESSIVE FRESHMEN. Our bud Bruce Feldman looks at the top freshmen from 2014. You might be familiar with one of them.
PRETTY SOLID TAEK IMO.
Guys like Manziel and Clausen set themselves up for failure by not going by John and Jim, respectively. Time to grow up, its the NFL.
— Sean Kane (@SKaneCSN) December 18, 2014
It wasnt Johnny Elway or Joey Montana. Its not Andy Luck or Tommy Brady. Joey Harrington, another prime example.
— Sean Kane (@SKaneCSN) December 18, 2014
Good thing John Unitas went by "John". His career would have been shit otherwise. Please call me "Dr. Jim Gards" from now on.
THIS MAN IS GBH IS HUMAN COACH FORM.
#WVU Coach Dana Holgorsen tells us what he wants for Christmas this year. pic.twitter.com/MAoU0goxZa
— Geoff Coyle (@GFCoyle) December 18, 2014
Have a helluva Thursday. Most of y'all are pretty good eggs.