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RETRO MINI HELMET!
AGS DO MANY THINGS WELL. CLOTHING ISN'T ONE OF THOSE THINGS. Ags are not a natty bunch. We are not on the vanguard of fashion. I posit that the "Aggie Tuxedo" is a vintage Maroon Out t-shirt (Fran era or earlier, please), some cargo shorts from American Eagle, and a goatee that doubles as a chin. Well it's Christmas and COLD - like below 70 degrees in some places. So our haberdasher rcb giveth you sweaters for the season. Embrace our tackiness.
UNCLE VERNE - SUCH A MERRY OLD SCAMP. Buddy of GBH, Spencer Hall, did a fantastic Q&A with Verne Lundquist. The man truly is a treasure. Humble, affable, smart, and has incredible recall of great stories. Read this puppy over lunch.
ALL SEC STUFF. The coaches loved Myles Garrett and Cedric Ogbuehi enough to put them on the First Team All-SEC. If Myles Garrett follows this trend line, he may end up as one the very best in the illustrious league's history. Congratulations, gents.
HATIN' ASS SPURRIER IS MY SANTA. This weekly piece is one of my very favorite parts of college football.
NOPE. NO DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR YET. So here's a chill as hell dog skateboarding:
OPEN POLL. It's holiday party season which means a shitload of fun and merriment. However, there are also some banal conversations and formalities to get past. A good chunk of the banality is discussing career junk. Save a few of you, most of our careers are pretty damn boring to be discussing over hooch and cocktail weenies. I'm sure your engineering/accounting/consulting firm is a gas, but we can do better.
I tossed this out on Twitter yesterday and I invite you to share YOURS in the comments. Happy Festivus.
I need a cool, fake occupation to use during banal holiday conversations. "What do you do for work?" "I'm a renegade yeoman cobbler".
— Jimmy Gards (@jimmygards) December 10, 2014