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Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: Aggie Football Edition
It’s time to use the KonMari method to declutter Aggieland!
Texas A&M to wear Houston Oilers tribute uniforms in response to Arkansas’ Cowboys look
The Southwest Classic is now a real Texas football rivalry
Kevin Sumlin talks 2016 football
The coach spoke more candidly than normal at an event in Houston this week.
Daily Bull 5.19.16 - Week 1 is going to be so lit
"They're just not makin' fools the way that they used to
They don't come back for more the way I always do
So if you ever change your mind
I'm not very hard to find
You can find me in the phone book under "Blue"
Call me if you need a fool"
- Steve Earle
Lane Kiffin is tweeting off season bitmojis
This man's career arc continues to be a beautiful tapestry of wonder.
An Homage to the Barking Carnival Golf Prick
"Did you ever spend a winter in a dirty jail?
Did you ever buy a topcoat at a rummage sale?
Did you ever spend a Christmas inside detention hall?
I've done it all, lawd lawd, I've done it all."
- Merle Haggard
RIP, Hag.
Daily Bull 3.24.16. Ain't it sweet?
"If I can just get off of this LA freeway
Without getting killed or caught
I'd be down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought"
- Guy Clark
Daily Bull 3.3.16
"I got a phone call today
from a girl who walked away
But I hung it up before I heard what it was she had to say
Hey say may
Well I drank all day
Damnit I told her
I'm doin' alright"
- Reckless Kelly
Von Miller wins Super Bowl MVP
The All-Pro Aggie had a performance for the ages on football's biggest stage.
Daily Bull 1.28.16
"I used to spend my nights out in a barroom
Liquor was the only love I’ve known
But you rescued me from reachin’ for the bottom
And brought me back from being too far gone"
- Chris Stapleton
Chancellor Sharp vs. Chip Brown: WHO YA GOT?
The chancellor of one of the largest universities in the world is trading barbs with a University of Texas... blogger.
Daily Bull 12.17.15
"Well I watch those ships trails comin' out that big blue sky
Coast to coasters, watch 'em go
And I don't blame 'em one damn bit
If they never look down on this
Ain't much down here they'd want to know
Just Levelland
You could wash your hands
In nothin' but Levelland"
- James McMurtry
Kyle Allen Transfers from Texas A&M
"I've been down to Mississippi
Down through New Orlean
Yes I have
I've played in California
There ain't too much I haven't seen
No there ain't
Lord, I'm a ramblin' man
Don't fool around with a ramblin' man."
- Waylon Jennings
Q&A with LSU kin
We talked Les, football, and Cajun cuisine with And the Valley Shook.
Daily Bull 11.20.15
"I got friends in Nashville, or at least they're folks I know
Nashville is where you go to see if what they said is so
Carl drove his brand new Cadillac to Nashville and he went downtown
This time they promised him a Grammy
He turned his Cadillac around"
- Drive-by Truckers
BEMUSEMENT WEEK: OLE MISS EDITION
"In writing, you must kill all your darlings." - William Faulkner
Daily Bull 10.15.15
"I am a man who looks after the pigs
Usually I get along okay.
I am man who reveals all he digs,
Should be more careful what I say."
- The Who
Daily Bull 10.14.15: Farewell, HBC Pressers
Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor
She got a tattoo down her arm
It's of a python eatin' a little mouse
Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm
Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty
- Ray Wylie Hubbard
Daily Bull 10.8.15
"And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me
And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me
Time can tear down a building, or destroy a woman's face
Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste"
- Stones
Texas A&M 30, Mississippi State 17
It wasn't perfect, but the Ags beat a ranked opponent at home.
A quick defense of the Texas A&M offense
How do you measure an offense on that sample size?
Arkansas Q&A
We visited with Arkansas Fight to find out what the hell's going on in Fayetteville.
Q&A with Nevada intel
We swapped questions and jokes with SB Nation's Mountain West Connection.
Daily Bull 9.4.15. This is college football.
"Yes, I now that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks too. But we're gonna fool them." - Knute Rockne
Daily Bull 9.3.15
"Now my brother went to college cause he played football / I'm still hangin' round cause I'm a little bit small / I got me a 67 Chevy, she's low and sleek and black / Someday I'll put her on that interstate and never look back..." - Steve Earle
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