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YES! TRACK IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY WITH THEIR FAST, QUICK SELVES. Right now is the USA Track and Field Championships in Eugene, Oregon. Great things happened like Shelbi Vauhan, Jessica Beard, Janiel Bellille, Shavez Hart and Latario Collie have all qualified for the World Championship meet in Beijing in August. We're internationally awesome.
YOU'RE DEMANDING MORE TRACK NEWS? WELL YOU GOT IT, FRIEND. Freshmen Audie Wyatt and Sara Katheryn Stevens both won their pole vaulting titles in the US Junior meet and will represent Team USA in the Pan Am Junior Athletics Championships in Edmonton, Canada (look at you, Canada. Hosting all these international events and such).
BAD AGGIE SHIRT IS BAD. Please stop me from talking about a t-shirt. *Puts in off-season spin machine* Better topic, within the SEC who is our rival? We're the awkward new kids at school who no one really hates and it's a bit sad. Bama would be fun because they win all the time and when they don't it is great. Arkansas and LSU would make better regional rivals but we'd probably need to win a game with LSU before we're allowed to start making shirts. Anyway, let's do a poll to satisfy the need for knowledge.
To top off the end of this Daily Bull, here's the next edition of everyone's favorite long running feature: Jilted rcb05 #GBHtailgate Puns from Last Year.
[Ed. Note: site management still does not condone puns of any kind and apologizes duly.]
If Mustang fans scream and yell every time their opponent scores, they're gonna be pretty horse on Saturday. #GBHTailgate
— Robert Behrens (@rcb05) September 15, 2014