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Daily Bull 12.13.15: Bizarro Basketball Season

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"You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life." -After two days of non-stop winter rain.

Live view of College Station. The pirates have taken Olsen and are making plans to dock in Spence Lake.
Live view of College Station. The pirates have taken Olsen and are making plans to dock in Spence Lake.
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FIND OUT WHY YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CAREER. With the top program's assistant coaching pay released today, we found out that Jake Spavital makes a heck of a lot of money. My proposition to Texas A&M is that I will take a  pay cut to just $150,000. I'll be a fantastic OC because I will take all my cues from twitter polls and internet comment sections. Can't fail.

BASKETBALL DOES THE UNTHINKABLE AND CONTINUES TO BE GOOD. Yesterday's Men's game was a hot one with Jalen Jones coming back into the game after a bout of strep throat. K-State coach Bruce Weber was certainly impressed with Jones, letting Aggies know that this is a special team. Next Saturday will be the only time you're really excited to play Baylor. What a time to be alive.

APPARENTLY WE LIVE IN THE BIZZARO-AGGIELAND. The Men's team wins and the Women's team loses? I don't understand. Yesterday, the Women's basketball team got handed a hard loss from DePaul. The second half was detrimental with a few unanswered runs from DePaul. Aggies lose 66-80. Next game is next Sunday against OU in OKC at the Big 12/SEC Challenge.

#FREEJOHNNY. Apparently no one likes Johnny Manziel (except for everyone who loves him) in Cleveland. Starting to see why he doesn't want to stay there (other than the whole 'Cleveland' part). The "franchise's recurring headache" is again starting today against San Francisco. It seems like the team has a list of problems, and Manziel is usually at the top of them. All of his issues aside, let us pray for Johnny to become a free agent. No one deserves to live there.