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WELL I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO Tonight the Aggie basketball team heads to Auburn for the second-to-last game of the regular season. You should already be aware that should the team win out THEY WILL WIN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE HOLY CRAP GIG 'EM YOU BEAUTIFUL TALL BASTARDS
TARNATION WE'RE GOOD AT MULTIPLE THINGS The Fightin' Texas Aggie baseball team climbed up another notch and is currently ranked #3 in the nation after taking 2 of 3 from Pepperdine over the weekend. The boys are back in town tonight to play HBU in the first game of a two-week home stretch. That is many opportunities for you to get to Olsen and spend a few hours trying to make a 20 year-old cry. It is your duty as an Aggie.
WHEW WE ALMOST STOPPED COVERING FOOTBALL FOR A MINUTE THERE The Ags started spring ball yesterday.
Video: Kevin Sumlin following Aggies' 1st spring drill on Monday: pic.twitter.com/0IaiWWYSqU— Brent Zwerneman (@BrentZwerneman) March 1, 2016
On a disappointing note, Brent Z also reported that linebacker AJ Hilliard is no longer on the roster and has retired from football due to ongoing injury issues. This is not great news for a team that is notoriously lean at the position, but we have nothing but respect for a player protecting his future health. We wish you all the best, AJ, and thanks for kicking ass.
YOU BRING SHAME TO THE NAME There's a new Chuck in town, and he's just awful.
Chuck the Condor is the new LA Clippers mascot... Just revealed at halftime of tonight's game. pic.twitter.com/COAFqq5old— Kristina Pink (@Kristina_Pink) March 1, 2016
New Orleans has yet to make an official statement regarding the existence of the love child of Pierre the Pelican and the King Cake Baby, though abandoning it in LA probably seemed like the best way for no one to notice.