CATCH SEC BASKETBALL FEVER BUT THE SEC SOUTH IS SWAMPY PLEASE AVOID THE MALARIA The Aggies play Mississippi State tomorrow and need a win to remain in the hunt for the SEC. There's a whole week of great conference games, so head over to Team Speed Kills to read all about it.
BASKETBALL ISN'T THE ONLY THING WE'RE GOOD AT there's also making people feel bad about themselves!
Not gonna lie, A&M hecklers saying I had chicken legs hurt. Big day in the weight room tomorrow. Lifting until I have to crawl out.— Brendan Mulligan (@mullaby) February 21, 2016
Well done, Raggies.
ACTUAL BREAKING NEWS #Sources have indicated that Mississippi State defensive line coach David Turner will be joining the Aggie coaching staff. This is good news for the Aggies, and particularly bad news for the Bulldogs who have been bleeding defensive coaches lately.
OH GOD THEY MIGHT ALL BE TRANSFERRING The entire coaching staff of the University of Tennessee - yes all of them - will be holding a press conference this morning. Many think it's likely they will be addressing a rash of sexual assault allegations surrounding the football program, but the idea of a school owning up to a such a problem, speaking honestly about it, and taking responsibility for being better seems pretty unlikely these days AHEMAHEMAHEMCOUGHAHEM
BREAKING - WEALTHY OLD MEN ARE GREEDY DICKHEADS An NFLPA audit determined that NFL owners engaged in some sneaky bookkeeping to hide money from players so they didn't have to share the profits. I'll fetch you a fainting couch.
I GOT SHOE The mothership put together a list of all college football teams as Pokemon. I know next to nothing about Pokemon and it was thoroughly entertaining.
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