BETTER #BRANDING IF THEY'D WON BY 12 IMO The basketball team put together a solid team effort in trouncing Ole Miss last night, breaking a losing streak that saw them drop from top 5 to unranked with football-like speed and debaclery. This is a classic strategy of retaining your fanship for a further month before peeing on your leg again in March.
BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE GOLD CUP Aggie OF Nick Banks was named to the Golden Spikes watch list yesterday, making this the second award I am aware of involving golden footwear. This is a theme I hope propagates throughout sport, moving from the beautiful but awkward alpine downhill Golden Skis, the lucky but ultimately useless equestrian Golden Horseshoe, and the tragic candlelight vigil that results from sport fishing's first and only Golden Waders. And I'll tell you what, swimmers - you all get trophies.
THE CHOP HOUSE CHEDDAR BURGER IS FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS AND A LIMITED TIME ONLY
mike evans’s wedding seemed pretty perfect pic.twitter.com/RakyfqdV2T— stringsays (@stringsays) February 17, 2016
It is worth noting that just yesterday SB Nation had already determined that fast food is decidedly romantic.
KEEPING GBH SUBSCRIPTION COSTS DOWN You may have noticed that yesterday we bumped the threshold for turning a comment "maroon" from 5 to 10 recs. I joked that the reason is that Aggies have stated loud and clear that anything less than double-digit wins is mediocrity, but the truth is this is a down economy and color pixels cost more than black & white. We are passing the savings on to you.