ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THERE HAHAHA YOU HAVEN'T Last night the Aggie basketball team successfully defended its position at the top of the SEC by defeating LSU in front of a record crowd in Reed arena that was visibly yearning for success at something. The Tigers held their own in the first half with solid three-point shooting and opportunistic turnover scoring, but in the second the Aggies' stifling defense proved too much as LSU was held to a season-low 57 points. This is a basketball school now. Always was, always will be.
IT COULD BE CALLED 'CRAZY PEOPLE, SANE WORLD' Jim Harbaugh during recruiting season is a reminder of why you wanted Jim Harbaugh back in college football, just wandering the landscape like Kwai Chang Caine but instead of helping strangers he just creeps out mothers while making their sons laugh and then commit. If the BTN is ever interested in making some real money they have a reality show right in their laps and don't know it.
YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T NEED A SUIT WELDERS THAT'S WHO Yesterday saw the opening of the Texas A&M Career Closet, a free service for students to rent the type of apparel that will trap their souls for decades to come should it succeed in its purpose. Remember that time you were late for class so you showed up wearing boxer shorts and a Snuggee? Yeah that shit's over.