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Daily Bull 01.19.2016 - Talented And Mean University

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Imagine all of the idea that's in there.

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YOUR TOP TEN FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE BASKETBALL TEAM will be taking on the LSU Tigers tonight at 8 PM on ESPN in a match up between #1 and #2 in the SEC. Get to Reed, and be loud despite the fear that if you yell too loudly you will scare away this top ten ranking. Just one more time because it's fun to say, THE BASKETBALL TEAM IS RANKED IN THE TOP TEN.

SPEAKING OF LSU BASKETBALL PLAYERS Shaq thinks that if LSU had ponied up the cash to keep Nick Saban at the time, that LSU would be the dominant force in the college football landscape. Shaq makes at least one salient point,

Everything’s about money.

at least one debatable statement,

If we would have paid him the money, that would be us right now.

and at least one heroically loony declaration:

I am LSU. Love Shaq University. I know everything that goes on on those grounds.

For those who were unaware, I am TAMU. Taeks And Masculinity University. I know everything that goes on on those grounds that is reported by a shitty beat reporter.

IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PAY FOR THE BEST

Maybe Shaq is on to something after all.