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Daily Bull 01.12.16 - Dead Inside Already

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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away

- Bill Withers, Ain't No Sunshine

Erich Schlegel-USA TODAY Sports

SHE MAY BE MEAN BUT I STILL LOVE HER Our psychologically abusive girlfriend left again last night, and it wouldn't be surprising if she didn't come back for seven months again. The ones you love always know how to hurt you the most, like taking the last bastion of fun in the college football world and having it lose to the same ruinous machinations that have won four championships in the past seven years. We said we'd leave her after she set all our QBs on fire last month, but god we already miss her.

As an Aggie there are fun ways to react to Bama's latest win...

...and there are less fun ways, like say seeking out non-SEC people and talking shit about how a team that beat the tar out of you later won something and that makes your team better. Basically this guy.

And just remember, while it's all ticker tape and celebratin' and trophies and hugs for the players, somebody's gotta clean up all that mess, dangit.

THERE ARE THINGS WE ARE NOT TERRIBLE AT THOUGH And apparently basketball is one of them this year. Good thing we didn't hastily fire the head coach after some disappointing seasons and instead let him right the ship.