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Daily Bull 09.29.15

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Uh-huh 'cause you don't talk to the water boy
And there's so much you could learn but you don't want to know
You will not back up an inch ever
That's why you will not survive

- Spoon, "The Underdog"

Arkansas QB Brandon Allen, after fumbling his team's hopes and dreams.
Arkansas QB Brandon Allen, after fumbling his team's hopes and dreams.
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THE WHOLE WORLD'S AGAINST THAT SCRAPPY UNDERDOG Even the mothership has taken time out of its busy schedule to look dispassionately at the Longhorn... situation and smirk before moving along.

You see, what you're not understanding is that this was a large quantity of bad calls in a single game, which makes it special and now suddenly worthy of upheaving a system of referees that has been corrupt for years. Also if a single different part in your car breaks every month you should keep it forever, but if two tires blow out on the same day you should set it on fire, put a brick on the gas pedal, and drive it into an orphanage.

GUESS OUR BOYS ARE GONNA NEED TUTORS SB Nation brethren Arkansas Fight graded their team in the post-mortem of another crotchkick of an OT loss this weekend. To get some perspective, THEY GAVE THEIR O-LINE A C+. Those are lofty standards to be held against, and that squad of sheepsfeet will absolutely live up to them this season.

A MANNING STAR IS BORN. Kyle Allen gathered a little more hardware for that virtual trophy shelf after racking up some personal bests in JerryWorld on Saturday. NOW IF HE CAN JUST AVOID OVERSLEEPING AFTER STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT ON BOURBON STREET AM I RIGHT WHERE IS THE LEADERSHIP AND ACCOUNTABILITY AND-- [is distracted by bright and flashy NFL ad]

OH SHOOTER well you came and you gave without flaking, but I sent you Ben Gay. Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, and I -

THIS IS A TEST HOUSTON, HOW LONG CAN YOU GO WITHOUT COMMENTING