THE OFFSEASON HAS HIT EVERYONE HARD We have another mailbag for you this week, and the topics are... diverse. For extra fun, read all of the answers using Andy Rooney's voice in your head. These are actually pretty fun, so keep the questions coming at email@example.com.
OFFSEASON 2: THE OFFSEASONING You can always count on the fine folks at Underdog Dynasty to keep things light hearted while always expanding your mind, man. This will serve as a great appetizer for GBH's column later this week: Which SEC West Team Is Your SEC West Team?
OFFSEASON 3: NADIR College football fans abhor a vacuum, and in the absence of actual things to talk about we have this instead. The outlook for this summer is bleak. This is like finding out that not only was that oasis a mirage, but your canteen has been full of spiders and ipecac this whole time.
YOU HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING COOL IN YOUR LIFE COMPARED TO THIS MAN
Sweet sassy molassey it is almost no longer a weekday. You're gonna make it.