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Everyone knows maroon is eight tenths faster in the quarter mile.

Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

JOHNNY COME HOME

Use the phone, call your mum

She's missing you badly, missing her son

Who do you know? Where will you stay?

Big city life is not what they say

Johnny, we're sorry

Won't you come on home?

We worry

Won't you come on?

SOLID WORK ON THE HEADLINE, USA TODAY It seems that there is some confusion as to who's calling the plays over on the 40 acres these days. As a recent 'co-offensive-coordinators' team we are not able to throw stones here, and it's no surprise that no one wants to claim responsibility for the Texas Bowl Massacre. Who was on the field that day that would only want to travel 59 yards in 4 hours? Hmmm...

WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT? Thanks to an alumnus with some deep pockets, our... friends out in Lubbock will have a fancy new NASCAR to root for in the Duck Commander 500 at Texas Motor Speedway this year. Hate on the school, hate on the copycat idea, but you can't hate on that car because those graphics are pretty slick.