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Daily Bull 12.29.15 - The Breakup Is Going Well

If only I'd thought of the right words I could have held on to your heart
If only I'd thought of the right words I wouldn't be breaking apart
All my pictures of you

CCC Cold Weather

WHO? NEVER HEARD OF THEM. We said that we would still be friends, but things just took a pretty cold turn with the discovery that Kyle Allen and Kyler Murray will not be included in the 2015 Aggie football team photo. Defensive captain and Chief Shade Officer Myles Garrett had this to say on the matter:

You never know who’s going to be there at the end of the year. Who’s there are going to be your real teammates.

Garrett then proceeded to purchase his first pack of cigarettes, light his first one ever, and use it to burn the eyes out of Kyler Murray's head shot.

OH YEAH ABOUT THAT I was perusing the OU SB Nation site Crimson And Cream Machine and a commenter pointed out that GBH had not actually mentioned the latest with our jilted former QB.

Here is to hoping that Kyler Murray discovers whatever it is that he wants in Norman, and that he enjoys several years of beating the shit out of Texas.

SHE SEEMS NICE Ryan Tannehill continues to mimic Aggie football levels of drama this season. This time it comes in the form of teammate Brent Grimes' wife Miko laying into him on Twitter (NSFW) for being the source of all problems with the Dolphins as well as being an Illuminati and for spoiling The Force Awakens for the whole team. Turns out that Kevin Spacey was Darth Vader the whole time.