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Daily Bull 12.22.15: No One Is Working Today

Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

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BOWL WATCHING PRESENTED BY GOOD BULL HUNTING Listen people there isn't much football left. Cherish every morsel, savor every last bite. Watch a Big East team play a MWC team and remember that this peanut butter and quinoa sandwich would be scrumptious in late July. The GBH fools are here to walk you through bowlssponsored by Zaxby's, Camping World, and Cisco. (One of those isn't really a bowl sponsor and you don't know which)

SUMLIN... BUBBY... I'M YOUR WHITE KNIGHT OU transfer QB Trevor Knight is rumored to be leaning A&M's direction. Just be careful, Trevor. We just got out of two relationships and we're very vulnerable right now. Please don't take advantage of us because we'd probably let you start on our very first game together.

A GIFT FOR THE BLOGGER WHO HAS EVERYTHING It plays the War Hymn every time you press a key and comes pre-programmed with AngryCorrect, which automatically replaces accidentally reasonable and logical statements with proper internet forum comments.