LES MISERABLE AND MISERABLER LSU head coach Les Miles continues to deal with lots of people telling him he's losing his job except the people who could actually take his job away from him. If these rumors are unfounded then TigerDroppings.com (that's Louisianan for "Texags.com") posters are going to kick themselves for stirring up a mess that spurred 4-star QB commit Feleipe Franks to decommit from the Tigers. It's OK though because LSU's roster is always packed with top QB talent wait is that a potato gun I don't think you're allowed to do that.
NOT YOU TOO, BASKETBALL We've seen this before: the Aggies come shooting out with an undefeated start by tearing through some cupcakes, climb their way up the AP Top 25 poll, but then once conference play starts we all know what's gonna happen DAMMIT SPORTS WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME
IF THE CROOTS ARE CROOTIN' THEN WHO WILL CROOT THE CROOTS? If Tate Martell continues his 2017 recruiting tear then we should really consider hiring him as offensive coordinator.
IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME TRYPTOPHAN If you want to win halftime this weekend I understand that LSU. But not like this. Not like this.