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Daily Bull 5.20.16: ALL YOUR BASES

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We sit below the Marlboro man
Above the right field wall
We do the wave all by ourself
Hey ump, a blind man could've made that call
--Alabama (Roll Tide)

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^^^These are the shoes Mr. Rogers wore when he dropped acid and walked across Uruguay with a pink burro ^^^

ONE STEP CLOSER Y'ALL. Texas Aggie Beisbol is in the midst of a huge home SEC series against #6 Ole Miss that could have major postseason implications. The boys exploded for a 5-run sixth inning to clinch the opener 6-1. That's the good news. The bad news is that the baseball team doubled-up the football team on scoring when it comes to playing Ole Miss.

YES TODAY'S THE DAY OF THAT BIG RIVALRY GAME. Texas and Texas A&M face off this afternoon in softball, and the SEC Network has your preview clip. Why does ESPN call us "rivals" we don't need them move on smh [ESPN pockets massive pageviews simply by listing Texas and A&M in same headline]. Now we've played in baseball, men's and women's basketball, tennis, softball, and probably some other sports as well. There hasn't been this much awkward and pointless flirting since Screech and Lisa Turtle. Play the dang game.

HEY IT'S MAY LET'S RANK THE HELL OUT OF SOME STUFF. How about some football players. The DMN is ranking the top 25 Texas A&M football players for 2016 and #6-10 features three defenders and a pair of Sooner transfers on offense. ONE OF THEM WILL SURPRISE YOU (no really you don't have to click, there is nothing in it for us.)

Have a great weekend, y'all. Kick up your boots and take it easy like this gentleman because it's been too long since we've heard from Mr. EZ:

"Texas Forever..." - Tim Riggins #FridayNightLights #TexasForever

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