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What do you offer your nuptial guests when you are a giant beast of a wide receiver who embarrassed SEC defensive backs for two years before jumping right into the NFL with a splash? Chicken Kiev? No, this ain't Communist Russia. Steak tartare? Sea scallops? Get out of here with that fancy shit.
There's only one option.