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Texas A&M Welcomes new OL coach Vermont Teddy Bear

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Sometimes the only toughness you need is tough love.

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With the departure of Dave Christensen, the Aggies are in need of a new offensive line coach. Meet Vermont Teddy Bear, the hottest name this week. He’s cute and cuddly off the field but a realy grizz on it lolol j/k fall in love with Offensive Line Coach Vermont Teddy Bear.

RECRUITING

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR LOVE RECRUITING. CONSIDERS SELF REAL BAG-BEAR BUT EACH BAG IS FULL OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS. VERMONT TEDDY BEAR ALSO TIRELESS WORKER. YOU SEE COMMERCIALS I DO. THIS MONEY NOT REAL MONEY JUST LOVE MONEY, NCAA. LEAVE BEAR ALONE.

NEW ORLEANS

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR REALIZE IMPORTANCE OF NEW ORLEANS. NEW ORLEANS GREAT CITY AND HOTBED OF AGGIE RECRUITING. MANY FUN TIMES CAN BE HAD IN NEW ORLEANS AND VERMONT TEDDY BEAR LOVES TO HONOR THE TRADITIONS OF NEW ORLEANS. NEW ORLEANS: A CITY OF LOVE!

FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR NOT JUST ONE TRICK PONY. OR BEAR IN THIS CASE. LOVE X’s & O’s. SOMETIMES WRITE WHOLE SENTENCE IN X AND O. PUT THAT HEADSET ON ME AND I TELL YOU THINGS MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WHEN YOU HAPPY WE ALL WIN! XOXO

AGRICULTURE

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR ENJOY VISITING FARMS! LOVE TO GO TO THIS FARM OF MANY COLORS WITH SILO AND ENJOY OUTDOORS WHILE DRIVING IN RESPONSIBLE MANNER. AGRICULTURE VERY IMPORTANT TO VERMONT TEDDY BEAR JUST LIKE TO AGGIES! VERMONT TEDDY BEAR ALSO SUPPORT CLONING RESEARCH OF COURSE.

LACK OF IDENTITY

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR UNDERSTAND THIS PART OF AGGIE FOOTBALL TOO. LIFE CONFUSING. WHAT AM I? WHO IS VERMONT TEDDY BEAR SUPPOSED TO BE? VERY MUCH TIME SPENT THINKING BUT VERY LITTLE ANSWER. SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE ONLY MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY IN SMALL PART OF YEAR AND DISAPPOINTMENT THE REST OF TIME. CONFUSES VERMONT TEDDY BEAR SOMETIMES.

FOOTBALL FUN

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR ALWAYS REMEMBER MOST IMPORTANT THING: FOOTBALL IS SPORT. IT'S FUN. NOT TOO SERIOUS A BUSINESS WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT. VERMONT TEDDY BEAR LOVE HAVING FUN, SO PLEASE KNOW VERMONT TEDDY BEAR VERY HAPPY TO BE YOUR OFFENSIVE LINE COACH. MAKE OWN HASHTAG UP THERE IN TRIBUTE TO COACH BRYANT AND COACH PHILLIPS, TWO FUN-LOVING AGGIE FOOTBALL COACHES. THANK YOU AND LOVE TO ALL.