Hours have already passed since the 2015 season was officially in the books. Time to kickoff the hype for 2016. Here is our preliminary Top 25 list:
OH LOOK OUT. THERE IS A HUGE BOTTLENECK 23-WAY TIE FOR FIRST PLACE.
1A) CLEMSON TIDE. Unstoppable last night, amirite?
1B) YOUR TEAM'S RECRUITING CLASS. You got that highly rated recruit that made it seem like he was going to your rival school on social media. Congratulations.
1C) YOUR CONFERENCE. Doesn't matter if your team is bad or not.
1E) DR PEPPER. Larry Culpepper finally reveals to Lil' Sweet that he is his biological father.
1F) THE NFL DE LOS ANGELES. Between the Rams, Bruins, Raiders, Trojans, Chargers, and Lakers you have to like Pat Hayden's chances
1G) TRUE DETECTIVE. Look for a big bounce-back after a disappointing season.
1H) CARGO SHORTS. Always a reliable pick, even though fashion hipsters will decry them.
1I) DANNY KANELL. You loathe him. He invokes a gag reflex when you think about him. Buy you're still talking about him, aren't you?
1J) BASELESS CHEST-THUMPING. The cornerstone of all Twitter bad-assery.
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY AND MOST DEFINITELY LEAST
25A) TEXAS. Charlie Strong is ready to take the Longhorns back
to near the top of the Big 12.
25B) TEXAS A&M. This is the year. We can feel it.