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There's nothing quite like plugging into a Classical station on Pandora and browsing Bret Bielema's Twitter on a Thursday afternoon to soothe the soul. Let the symphonies and the Hog practice and recruiting updates wash over your troubles and relax them. But today it was not to be.
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No. This cannot be. Unblock us, please.
UNBLOCK ME, AMADEUS
Unnnblock me Amadeus
Unblock me Amadeus, unblock me Amadeus
Unblock me all the time to the top
Er war ein Punker
(He was a Talker)
Und er lebte in der grossen Stadt
(And he loved the pig sooie)
Es war in Wien, war Vienna
(It was Fayette, was Fayetteville)
Wo er alles tat
(Where he did everything)
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
(He had sweats, for he stank)
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
(But all the women loved him)
Und jede rief
(And they shouted:)
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Er war Superstar
(He was a Superstar)
Er war populr
(He was popular)
Er war so exaltiert
(He was so exalted)
Genau das war sein flair
(Exactly that was his flair)
Because er hatte Flair
(Because he had flair)
Er war allen nur zu gross
(He was too big for all)
Er war ein Virtuose
(He was a virtuoso)
War ein Rockidol
(Was a Little Rock idol)
Und alles ruft noch heute
(And all still call today)
Und alles rief
(And everyone shouted)
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Es war um September
(It was around September)
Und es war in Wien
(And it was in Fayetteville)
No contract extension anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
(The Fans against him)
Woher die Schulden kamen
(From which his debt came)
War wohl jedermann bekannt
(It was common knowledge)
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
(He was a woman's man)
Frauen liebten seinen Funk
(Women loved his funk)
Er war Superstar
(He was a Superstar)
Er war populr
(He was popular)
Er war so exaltiert
(He was so exalted)
Because er hatte Flair
(Because he had flair)
Er war ein Virtuose
(He was a virtuoso)
War ein Rockidol
(Was a Little Rock idol)
Und alles rief
(And everyone shouted)
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ow
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Berty, Berty, do it to me, unblock me
Come on, unblock me Amadeus
(Yow)
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Amadeus-deus-deus-deus