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Recently, the FWAA released their 75-year All-America Football Team. There were a slew of great names on there, including some classic players. (Tony Franklin of Texas A&M made the squad as the 3rd-team kicker!) We decided to dig deep and put together the all-time Texas Aggie Footballing Squadron from the Fightin' 1800s.
OFFENDERS
Dink Rattleman, Split End
Mortimer "Morty-Ho" Copperblack, Nose Guardsman
Angus MacDrugen, Left Wing Back Right
Ashleigh Flynn, Right Tacklesmith
Gustavius Brennelman, Left Near Tacklesmith
Topper Donaldson, Penceback
Corky Hopplefield, Signalman
Beauregard Garvin Wampleton, Jr., Fleeceback
Henry Bigglesworth, Center End
Oboe Jones, Jazzback
Santa Anna, Battleback
Taco Hidalgo, Wing Taint
Willie Fats, Swordout
DEFENSEMEN
Bloomenfeld von Hornbuckle, Linebaron
Eugenio Horacio Beltran "The Spaniard" del Fiorentissimo, End End
Tripp Hollowsworth, Strong Side Roustabout
Rowdy "Hoop" Hooper, Cowboyback
Jim Bob "Cowboy" Candleman, Rowdyback
Chubby Dimplesmith, Anchorman
Felix Hanratty, Fieldback
Clayton Kyle Heldenfels III, Back-o'th'-Fivedown
Billy Shark Manziel, Safety
Scooter O'Corps, Witch Hunter/Corps Shamer
Spindletop B. Spewington, Dirtgobbler
SPECIALTONS
Chas Smith-Worthington Bruce, Squibsman
"Gumshoe" Donald Ronaldson, Aerial Fielder
Plank Vanlandingham, Leg Thrower
Costwold Freidricksen, Chief Kicksman