DID YOU HEAR?
KYLE ALLEN IS TRANSFERRING TO COASTAL CAROLINA BECAUSE A VOODOO PRIEST HE MET IN CANCUN OVER SPRING BREAK TOLD HIM A CHANTICLEER WAS HIS SPIRIT ANIMAL.
SONY IS MAKING A BIOPIC ABOUT KEVIN SUMLIN DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY THAT FEATURES GARY BUSEY AS ERIC HYMAN IN A ROLE THAT WILL REJUVENATE HIS CAREER.
KYLE FIELD CONCESSIONS WILL ONLY SERVE GLUTEN-FREE HOTDOG BUNS AT CONSIDERABLE EXPENSE TO STUDENTS IN THE FORM OF EXTRA FEES.
NICK SABAN SURREPTITIOUSLY OPERATES A STATE-OF-THE-ART OPIUM DEN FOR HIS COACHES AND STAFF.
JOHNNY MANZIEL WILL APPEAR IN THE NEW SEASON OF "GAME OF THRONES" AS JOHNNY FUCKING CONNINGTON
YOU TELL 'EM YOU CRAZY AUSSIE!
I think April Fool's finally jumped the shark for me last year when we swapped Twitter passwords with Barking Carnival and ran each other's accounts for a few hours. Then Mr. Carnival IM'd me to say he had to step out for a while so there I was tweeting from GBH but pretending to be a Longhorn pretending to be GBH, and it wasn't that difficult and it wasn't that different than what I normally did. The dilution point has intersected with the saturation point and it's just not that interesting anymore. You can call me a hipster but I won't believe you because it's April Fool's.