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OH LOOK IT IS A DAY TO JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR?

KYLE ALLEN IS TRANSFERRING TO COASTAL CAROLINA BECAUSE A VOODOO PRIEST HE MET IN CANCUN OVER SPRING BREAK TOLD HIM A CHANTICLEER WAS HIS SPIRIT ANIMAL.

SONY IS MAKING A BIOPIC ABOUT KEVIN SUMLIN DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY THAT FEATURES GARY BUSEY AS ERIC HYMAN IN A ROLE THAT WILL REJUVENATE HIS CAREER.

KYLE FIELD CONCESSIONS WILL ONLY SERVE GLUTEN-FREE HOTDOG BUNS AT CONSIDERABLE EXPENSE TO STUDENTS IN THE FORM OF EXTRA FEES.

NICK SABAN SURREPTITIOUSLY OPERATES A STATE-OF-THE-ART OPIUM DEN FOR HIS COACHES AND STAFF.

JOHNNY MANZIEL WILL APPEAR IN THE NEW SEASON OF "GAME OF THRONES" AS JOHNNY FUCKING CONNINGTON

YOU TELL 'EM YOU CRAZY AUSSIE!

I think April Fool's finally jumped the shark for me last year when we swapped Twitter passwords with Barking Carnival and ran each other's accounts for a few hours. Then Mr. Carnival IM'd me to say he had to step out for a while so there I was tweeting from GBH but pretending to be a Longhorn pretending to be GBH, and it wasn't that difficult and it wasn't that different than what I normally did. The dilution point has intersected with the saturation point and it's just not that interesting anymore. You can call me a hipster but I won't believe you because it's April Fool's.

That's why this year it's just business as usual here on Good Bull Hunting.