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You may notice what looks like an actual person's name up there and have a few questions. I will answer some preemptively.
WHO IS THIS?
A good question. Don't worry, it's the same person who does these every Monday-Wednesday. Dr. Norris Camacho was always just a name from spam email I used on a whim when I signed up for SB Nation years ago.
No, I cannot help you please your lady. Let's move on.
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
I wrote something that I wanted to publish under my real name. It will probably come out later this morning. Hopefully it will make sense.
ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING?
No. That last season of House of Cards was stupid.
WILL THIS AFFECT THE HOTNESS OF YOUR TAEKZ??
No fuckin' way.
Now, on to the Daily Bull.
17-0 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. Baseball's just taking care of bizness right and left. Well done, lads.
CONGRATULATIONS, TWIX. That is the name of the new Reveille dog. Well, it's her name for two more months until she starts as Reveille. Party it up while you can, Trix. Do you know why the Internet exists? It's so that someone can create a YouTube playlist of every Twix commercial ever.
It's that day again. Wednesday Trendsday. Well, today's took on a life of its own as we were putting it together, so it's on its way as a separate post. This is just a big, cruel teaser of a paragraph. Stay tuned for all the #content we can throw at you today. XOXO, the doc.