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Punxatawney Phil, 3* meteorologist out of Pennsylvania. A real gym rat.

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype.
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WORK DONE BOWL CHAMPS 2014

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When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

Long? Definitely. Lustrous? Not quite the word I'd use.  #NSD #Is #AlmostHere

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.

Gaze upon it with wonder. It's not a dream. The Aggies are alone in 2nd place behind Kentucky.

You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.

Aggie WBB picked up another conference win yesterday at the expense of winless Auburn. Surely one day they'll wake up and the Sonny & Cher song on the radio will be slightly off-kilter, jolting them to victory.

Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space?