HELLO, MEMPHIS. After the long wait yesterday, the SEC threw a bit of a wrinkle at us: we're Liberty Bowl-bound to face West Virginia. And if you are the sort of person who thrives on completely uninformed conspiriacy theories, don't skip this valuable resource. I personally love Memphis. If you don't see the holiday lights at Graceland then you're probably less American than Art Briles.
Breakin' it down. Well-dressed man-about-town Sam Khan, Jr. gives us an initial look at these two teams, what they did this season, and how they match up. Take the over on this one unless it's set at....you know what just take the over.
ICYMI: HOOPS? Yep, we had a big basketball on Saturday during all the football and we won the big basketball game (well, big for us). Strange, huh. Here's the full recap article. The gentlemen will face America's Snubhearts Baylor tomorrow. Should be a completely civil affair.
Russian Reporter: Why are you here?
Von Miller Fitz-Hume: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell spell Sartre?