Daily Bull 12.8.14

RETRO MINI HELMET!

HELLO, MEMPHIS. After the long wait yesterday, the SEC threw a bit of a wrinkle at us: we're Liberty Bowl-bound to face West Virginia.  And if you are the sort of person who thrives on completely uninformed conspiriacy theories, don't skip this valuable resource. I personally love Memphis. If you don't see the holiday lights at Graceland then you're probably less American than Art Briles.

Speaking of the 'Eers: head on over to The Smoking Musket to learn more about this WVU team. Judging by this cover photo, I assume that we'll get along with these folks just fine.

Breakin' it down. Well-dressed man-about-town Sam Khan, Jr. gives us an initial look at these two teams, what they did this season, and how they match up. Take the over on this one unless it's set at....you know what just take the over.

ICYMI: HOOPS? Yep, we had a big basketball on Saturday during all the football and we won the big basketball game (well, big for us). Strange, huh. Here's the full recap article. The gentlemen will face America's Snubhearts Baylor tomorrow. Should be a completely civil affair.

HERO.

Von Miller has an entire furry creature on his head. (via @JoanNiesen) http://t.co/xNoYnH1IZx pic.twitter.com/XDhHrm92sO

— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 8, 2014

Russian Reporter: Why are you here?

Von Miller Fitz-Hume: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell spell Sartre?