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SO IT LOOKS LIKE WILL MUSCHAMP IS OUT AT FLORIDA AND THE BIG QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND IS WHEN IS TEXAS A&M GONNA MAKE HIM THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR SO I DID MY DUE DILIGENCE AND RESEARCHED ON THE WEBSITE FLIGHT AWARE DOT COM. HERE IS MY INITIAL FINDING:
WHEN YOU LOOK UP THE FLIGHT DETAILS THEY HIDE IT FROM YOU BUT IT GIVES YOU AN AD. AN AMERICAN EXPRESS AD. THINK THAT'S A COINCIDENCE? HELL NO. GUESS WHO IS AN AVID AMERICAN EXPRESS FAN AND ENDORSER: WELL IT'S ANDRE AGASSI, JUST LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL.
WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT YOU ASK? HE WENT TO TENNIS ACADEMY IN FLORIDA. HE LIVES IN FLORIDA OR AT LEAST HAS A HOUSE THERE. HE PROBABLY SUPPORTS THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA TOO.
LOOK AT THIS MAN AND TELL ME HE'S NOT A GATOR FAN.
BUT WAIT: THAT'S NOT ALL. WHAT IF MAYBE WE'RE NOT QUITE FLYING HIM IN YET. WHAT IF WE'RE JUST PUTTING OUT SOME FEELERS AND MAYBE SENDING A NEGOTIATOR TO FLORIDA TO TALK TO COACH WILL MUSCHAMP ABOUT BEING THE NEXT DC IN AGGIELAND. SHOW OF GOOD FAITH, ECT.
SO I SWITCHED THE AIRPORTS. BELOW ARE MY FINDINGS.
ONCE AGAIN THE RESULTS ARE HIDDEN (THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY) BUT THE AD SAYS IT ALL.
IT'S A MAROON AND WHITE AD FOR DELTA.
DELTA AS YOU KNOW MEANS "CHANGE" IN LATIN OR MAYBE FRENCH.
WELCOME TO AGGIELAND, COACH PUNCHO.