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After a two-game slide and a trip to Tuscaloosa looming large, things don't seem too bright at the moment. So what better time to capture and chronicle the pulse of our fan expectations than to predict the absolute worst-case bowl scenarios at the end of the year? Let's embrace this temporary sadness and hope that we can laugh at it later. What follows is the result of a highly scientific poll conducted on the website Twitter.com:
The Geographically Sad
@DrNorrisCamacho one word - Shreveport #GBHBowling
— MaybeASpookyPerson (@MaybeACrook) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho Shreveport against a DGAF Miami. We win. It's boring. Then we all lose at blackjack to a swamp-person dealer. #GBHBowling
— gigthem08 (@gigthem08) October 13, 2014
@gigthem08 @DrNorrisCamacho Shut your mouth. Shreveport is a GREAT place. Just imagine the Red River as the Thames, and you'll see it, too.
— Ryan Emmons (@emmonsaggie) October 13, 2014
@GBHunting @DrNorrisCamacho is there a bowl in Cleveland? Cleveland Steamer Bowl? #gbhbowling
— Tell Stevens (@TellStevens) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho probably somewhere in Tennessee.
— Joel Garcia (@JOELG19) October 13, 2014
A Whole Subsection on Houston Sad:
@DrNorrisCamacho houston #gbhbowling
— Jimmy Gards (@jimmygards) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho Texas Bowl because it's Houston and that alone makes me sad.
— Shooter Flatch (@texasagsec) October 13, 2014
@texasagsec @DrNorrisCamacho That's what this team needs, a good dose of humidity. /facebook comment
— Lucas Jackson (@CoolHand_Lucas) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho Meinike Car Care Bowl OF TEXAS. #wrts
— BTHOolemiss (@CrazeyAlex) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho A 6-6 Texas vs 7-5 Texas A&M at the Texas Bowl. But probably vs Kansas State.
— Justin Kaspar (@Ranger222) October 13, 2014
Florida Sad:
@DrNorrisCamacho # GBHbowling http://t.co/SiEbSypzdm bowl vs anyone.
— Resident SBN Blogger (@IrishP1) October 13, 2014
The Existentially Sad:
@DrNorrisCamacho the troll bowl. Having to suffer through ketch and Brent make snarky comments about A&M at a lubys or something.
— stringsays (@stringsays) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho the entire team develops a mean case of Irritable Bowl Syndrome. #GBHBowling
— Tommy Ramirez (@tram03ag) October 13, 2014
@GBHunting @DrNorrisCamacho This is pretty damned sad. pic.twitter.com/kFJEt7lMuG
— Brett Nicholson (@aggiebrett) October 13, 2014
@jimmygards @DrNorrisCamacho Toilet.
— Wes Davis (@thacktor) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho The team all goes to Wolf Pen Bowling Center for New Years #GBHBowling
— Karen Weinberg (@winohamster) October 13, 2014
Remember that time you cheered me up? Me neither. rt @DrNorrisCamacho: "What is your saddest bowl prediction as of right now? #GBHBowling"
— Thomas Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) October 13, 2014
I thought perhaps this began as a sad Haiku, but it didn't work out. In my mind it's still a sad poem:
@DrNorrisCamacho A dud game in Fla. El Paso Any game with BYU or Rutgers Or in Birmingham
— GhostJudgeHofhheinz (@hofhheinz) October 13, 2014
Penultimate Sadness:
@GBHunting @DrNorrisCamacho #GooBonnet
— Wes Hammit (@weshammit) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho Michigan v Florida in Shreveport
— UnstableMongoose (@U_Mongoose) October 13, 2014
@DrNorrisCamacho 6-6 Houston v 6-6 Florida, in Memphis.
— Erik (@gothlaw) October 13, 2014